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Quote: David Chapman @ February 4, 2008, 9:05 PM

You haven't got any daughters. And from whjat I've heard your sons could move 100 miles away from you and still be within 50 miles of your vag.

Well you do have a daughter & I bet she only has to stand 0.1mm away, to be a HUGE distance from your cock. Tee f**king hee!

Quote: ajp29 @ February 4, 2008, 8:00 PM

I got a stiffy when I watched that bit from Planet Earth. Phwoar the beauty of nature's violence Lovey

I got turned on by monkeys at Whipsnade. I snuck off to the car & had a strumble in my bold jungle.
So I did.
:P

Quote: Charley @ February 5, 2008, 1:59 AM

Well you do have a daughter & I bet she only has to stand 0.1mm away, to be a HUGE distance from your cock. Tee f**king hee!

Laughing out loud

Quote: Charley @ February 5, 2008, 1:59 AM

I got turned on by monkeys at Whipsnade. I snuck off to the car & had a strumble in my bold jungle.
So I did.
:P

LOL

Hehe my brother got turned on by lemurs at Paradise Park-they wanted to take his camera when I was allowed in the cage for my birthday :D

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 5, 2008, 6:53 PM

Hehe my brother got turned on by lemurs at Paradise Park

You should watch that boy very closely.

Quote: Charley @ February 5, 2008, 1:59 AM

Well you do have a daughter & I bet she only has to stand 0.1mm away, to be a HUGE distance from your cock. Tee f**king hee!

I told you not to tell anyone.

A cock david should measure approx.
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Not be like yours
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LOL

Quote: Aaron @ February 5, 2008, 7:26 PM

You should watch that boy very closely.

hehe I meant turned on as in attacked-probably shouldve read it back, eh?!

Quote: Charles E. Lawley @ February 4, 2008, 7:39 PM

I'm guessing she killed herself.

Believe it or not, I think she found it funny. She lived in a tiny village, in the middle of nowhere, in North Wales (English was her second language), and she was a bit...erm, eccentric. I think she was 92 when she died, a couple of years ago.

I just edited this last post, and it went to the top of the forum again.

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