I once worked for the c.s.i, the killer only chopped up people called Richard,i always felt a bit of a dick in that job.
old Chinese proverb. man with car on his head isn't a very well man.
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No. 5 made me laugh.
Quote: Numpty @ November 4 2012, 9:25 PM GMT5) I went to the pub last night. My friend Michael was already there, he was standing in the corner, completely wrapped in Christams paper. It was an open Mike night.
This is quite good but can still be edited down...
"I went to the pub last night. My friend Michael was there, standing in the corner covered in wrapping paper. It was open Mike night."
This may seem like I'm being pedant but any words which don't add to the joke actually subtract (unless they are there to help with the rhythm).