Wanking diary it is.
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Quote: Nil Putters @ January 7 2013, 6:44 PM GMTWanking diary it is.
At 1? You don't know Chip! 
The answer is somewhere on the board. You obviously haven't been reading it properly. Tut!
I read the bits I want.
The annoying thing is, you can't search for it as it's less than 3 letters. 
Got my first filling today. It didn't hurt. Now worried it's going to fall out when I eat.
Because Chip has such a manly and determined walk his right heel tends to wear down faster than his left heel, so he wears a metal heel protector on some shoes. Sadly this means on hard floors he makes a weird "clicking" noise. Like just, when he clicked his way across a foyer, accutely aware that all eyes were on him. 
They probably thought you were wearing tap shoes, and they were hoping for a little dance.
Bit sad as no one has said 'Happy Birthday'?- Zooo always seems to know everyones birthday! Its horrid havin' b.day so soon after Christmas people are too tired and forget.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
Me? I never remember anyone's birthday! I'm rubbish at all that.
Gah! Wrong window.
The girl's changing room window is the next one down.
Thanks to all, even Graham!
Chip's preparing for the cold snap. He's found his thicker pyjamas out. Contains yourself, ladies.