I've been trying to explain humour to Blenkinsop for a while now, but he either can't pick it up or refuses too.
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Quote: Rob B @ February 5, 2008, 11:57 AMI've been trying to explain humour to Blenkinsop for a while now, but he either can't pick it up or refuses too.
I hope this is some in-joke otherwise I suspect you have mercury poisoning Rob 
Quote: Rob B @ February 4, 2008, 6:23 PMBlenkinsop you seem to be under the impression that Beethoven wrote candle in the wind. He didn't
This is funny.
Quote: Rob B @ February 5, 2008, 9:00 AMI've looked it up and it is in fact Elton John that wrote Candle in the Wind. He is also creditied with having played with the Spice Girls so perhaps this is what you mean?
This is funnier.
The sketch itself was pretty good too, well written and "nice".
'ere Rob son. Time to come clean wif you I fink.
I'm not really Blenkinsop I'm actually 93 year old War Veteran, Barney Bathurst, and let me tell you son, Rodney Sparra'd make two of you pel! He knew humour when 'e seen it!
He used to be a stunt double for Norman Wisdom so 'e knew a fing or two about comedy.
Fergal Sharkey don't make me laugh! I knew 'im when he was a parka-wearing punk coverd in flob at the Marquee Club. Naih look at 'im! A big cheese at one of them fancy record companies in Lahndan if you don't mind.
And Mike Batt. He's a bleedin' Womble ain't 'e? And he's rosponsible for that Katie Mahooka bint ain't e? And to fink I fought in a war for the likes of you mate! Cor stroll on!
PS I've got nearly all me own teef you know!
Quote: Blenkinsop @ February 5, 2008, 4:00 PM'ere Rob son. Time to come clean wif you I fink.
I'm not really Blenkinsop I'm actually 93 year old War Veteran, Barney Bathurst, and let me tell you son, Rodney Sparra'd make two of you pel! He knew humour when 'e seen it!
He used to be a stunt double for Norman Wisdom so 'e knew a fing or two about comedy.
Fergal Sharkey don't make me laugh! I knew 'im when he was a parka-wearing punk coverd in flob at the Marquee Club. Naih look at 'im! A big cheese at one of them fancy record companies in Lahndan if you don't mind.
And Mike Batt. He's a bleedin' Womble ain't 'e? And he's rosponsible for that Katie Mahooka bint ain't e? And to fink I fought in a war for the likes of you mate! Cor stroll on!
PS I've got nearly all me own teef you know!
Therefore I'm sorry, and now accept that the sketch was in fact (now I understand) pant wettingly fantastic.
However I don't think having nearly all your own teeth is that much of an achievement. So do I. In fact not to sound too pretentious I even have two spare sets.
Quote: Rob B @ February 5, 2008, 4:10 PMTherefore I'm sorry, and now accept that the sketch was in fact (now I understand) pant wettingly fantastic.
However I don't think having nearly all your own teeth is that much of an achievement. So do I. In fact not to sound too pretentious I even have two spare sets.
That's fine son, gled you liked it an' thet. Now we're mates why don't you come dahn the Legion for a half of light and bitter next Sunday? Laverly! They got a barmaid looks just like Liberace. She's a right little belter!
PS Do you really have two sets of your own teef? That's summink that is son.
Famous for his flamboyant wig and dress.....
Surely Mozart?
Where as Beethoven looked more like an angry Gordon Ramsey in my opion.
I thought this sketch hilarious, and screened who would give a shite about was it beethoven, did he wear wigs etc...it's brilliant
Gordon Ramsay never wrote candle in the wind! Don't be silly Martin and yes, Wolfgang is probably a nearer photo-fit likeness but this is Posh Spice we're talking about here you know.
Aw shucks Bushbaby! Thanks for your kind words and glad you enjoyed it.
Actually Rob has a point. It doesn't make any logical sense at all.
In fact I think you're trying to wind us up.
Quote: David Chapman @ February 6, 2008, 11:32 PMActually Rob has a point. It doesn't make any logical sense at all.
In fact I think you're trying to wind us up.
Well, I gleaned this, that Posh has died and finds herself next to Beethoven but her still being thick as usual, she thinks he's Elton. I found it V funny
Quote: bushbaby @ February 6, 2008, 5:10 PMI thought this sketch hilarious, and screened who would give a shite about was it beethoven, did he wear wigs etc...it's brilliant
Ludwig Van would give a shite...... I think.
Peace
Quote: martin jones @ February 7, 2008, 4:02 PMLudwig Van would give a shite...... I think.
Peace
Doubt they'd be watching TV
Perhaps to even further my argument. What would of happened if Mr Beethoven had said he didn't know the song and then Posh had told him, and therefore they together would somehow of created it.
Marilyn Monroe would then on hearing it would have possibly not died, and the whole causality of history would be different. Is that something Blenkinsop wants on his CV? I think not!