www.twitter.com/SeinfeldToday might be my favourite thing ever on Twitter.
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It's good but ain't they just replacing 90s references with 00s references?
Well, yes!
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That looks like some kind of necklace that might ward off Ellie.
Quote: zooo @ January 1 2013, 11:08 PM GMTwww.twitter.com/SeinfeldToday might be my favourite thing ever on Twitter.
Nice find 
Chip's just bought some shiny new shoes. They're nice shoes, he won't deny it, but he suspects he mainly bought them because of not wanting to let down the flirty shoe shop assistant.
#MenAreWeak.
Quote: zooo @ January 2 2013, 11:16 AM GMT#MenAreWeak.
Is it weak to inject money into Britain's flailing high street economy, zooo? And in the process make a young person on (probably) minimum wage feel good about themselves and hopeful about the future? Weak ... or a touch heroic?
Weeeeak!
Quote: zooo @ January 2 2013, 11:16 AM GMT#MenAreWeakAndUseNiceNewShinyShoesTooLookUpLadiesSkirts
Thats libellous!
Just innocently used the following line in a reply to an email:
"On my desk when you want it"
Hmm, I could've worded that a little less suggestively. I only meant that artwork proof was on my desk for when my (female) colleague wanted to see it. Some people have dirty minds...
Quote: Tuumble @ January 3 2013, 10:31 AM GMT"On my desk when you want it"
Might have been worse had you offered to 'fill you in when I see you'.
Or if you'd replied, 'Oi Bitchface, why don't you come round here and suck on my big fat cock.'
At a job interview once, while discussing communication skills, I told two women that I was "excellent at oral." I didn't get the job.