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Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ January 1 2013, 9:31 AM GMT

:) You make life in Scotland sound idylic. No wonder more English are moving up there. Been in this house for 30 years and still don't know my next door neighbour's name. Eh? happy new year to all.

I don't feel so bad then- I've been in place for 2 years and thought it was bad I'd never know the person in the next flat- Don't even know what they look like.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ January 1 2013, 9:31 AM GMT

:) Been in this house for 30 years and still don't know my next door neighbour's name.

:O :O :O You are absolutely kidding?

If I don't know a neighbours name I just give them one based on what I do know about them, like Tiny Eyes, Odd Beard or Suspicious Shed.

Quote: chipolata @ January 1 2013, 2:30 PM GMT

If I don't know a neighbours name I just give them one based on what I do know about them, like titss, boobs or jugs.

What if it's a fella?

Quote: sootyj @ January 1 2013, 2:35 PM GMT

What if it's a fella?

Moobs

Oh very good

working on another scene because fed up of looking at same f**king thing for last God knows how many hours. Few more hours then might PS3 for a little bit,

:( Hug

I can confirm Gav is doing an amazing job and all his hard effort will be totally worth it. Forget anything you've seen from him before, he really has stepped up his game to a professional level.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 1 2013, 9:27 PM GMT

:( Hug

Ta m'dear

Quote: Lee @ January 1 2013, 9:32 PM GMT

I can confirm Gav is doing an amazing job and all his hard effort will be totally worth it. Forget anything you've seen from him before, he really has stepped up his game to a professional level.

Ta mate :) Wait til you see the really fancy stuff, I'm very excited about getting into the mutli genre skipping bit, just need time, which is short supply

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Quote: Lee @ January 1 2013, 9:32 PM GMT

I can confirm Gav is doing an amazing job and all his hard effort will be totally worth it. Forget anything you've seen from him before, he really has stepped up his game to a professional level.

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Will Cam has just returned home after a family wedding.

Quote: sootyj @ January 1 2013, 9:42 PM GMT

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It's good to see your jokes aren't becoming formulaic.

Quote: Lee @ January 1 2013, 10:03 PM GMT

It's good to see your jokes aren't becoming formulaic.

They are so old they are formaldehyde-ic.

Quote: Will Cam @ January 1 2013, 9:54 PM GMT

Will Cam has just returned the family wedding tackle

Take it to the transexual argument thread weirdo

Hey will what do you buy your girlfriend down the pub?

Quote: Will Cam @ January 1 2013, 10:54 PM GMT

They are so old its formaldehye

With coke?

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