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New Year's resolutions

I thought there was a thread for this but nothing came up in the search.

New years day this year I decided I'd start walking in the evenings. I got really lost and that was the end of it.

This year (or next?) I'm not making any but does anyone else have one?

I've a big tin of Quality Street that I want to start and finish on New Years Day.

Quote: reds @ December 30 2012, 11:14 AM GMT

I thought there was a thread for this but nothing came up in the search.

New years day this year I decided I'd start walking in the evenings. I got really lost and that was the end of it.

This year (or next?) I'm not making any but does anyone else have one?

You're supposed to turn around and come home at some point!

Quote: chipolata @ December 30 2012, 2:21 PM GMT

I've a big tin of Quality Street that I want to start and finish on New Years Day.

You could then use the empty tin to do this in. Sick

Quote: zooo @ December 30 2012, 2:28 PM GMT

You could then use the empty tin to do this in. Sick

Pff. Lightweight.

Well the first news resoloution for Sootyj is to get singing lessons.

Which Sootyj is doing in January. With a vague sort of aim of doing open mike cabaret evenings instead of comedy evenings.

This may involve a pink dress shirt, cumerband and little dignity.
The second is more tricky.

Since getting a small promotion in some of his extra work and some money writing Sootyj now has two choices.

1 With parents support buy a flat in London and finally become a property owner. Involving much poverty and probably far more time commuting.

2 Pack in the day job for a sabbatical or for good. Then with some independent consulting and earnings from writing move up north and try and make it as a writer.

Not sure which, Sootyj is at the cross roads.

Next year I is mainly eating sausages. God how I loved harry enfield and friends as a schoolboy, jumpers for goalposts an all that. Whistling nnocently

Quote: sootyj @ December 30 2012, 2:40 PM GMT

This may involve a pink dress and a cumberland sausage

You filthy disgusting bastard

Hey what did your last school report say Levy?

Quote: lofthouse @ December 30 2012, 2:45 PM GMT

You filthy disgusting bastard

Good judge of character that teacher.

Write a book

Redraft the book.

Direct a short film.

Kick off a rolling online sketch project to universal acclaim.

Turn my body into something that looks as though it was chiseled out of a block of raw sex.

I have done, 2 both coming out next year.

1680x1050

Quote: sootyj @ December 30 2012, 2:52 PM GMT

I have done, 2 both coming out next year.

2 what?

Quote: Raymond Terrific @ December 30 2012, 2:58 PM GMT

1680x1050

:D

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