British Comedy Guide

Lent!

I'm giving up sweets! That includes cakes, choccies, ice bream, biccies, and haribo! Today, I am gonna to eat as much as I can plus pancakes and tomorrow it shall begin! What are you giving up?

I am giving up nothing, as I am a devout heathen.

It starts tomorrow, does it? How long is it for?

I can't imagine you sans sweets, Ruby.

I'm giving up Lent and now does that mean I give up giving up Lent and then have to give up Lent again?

*head explodes*

Giving up Booze with less then 3%

I'm gonna try my best cause

A) My best friend did it last year and said her eggs tasted amazing as a result.

B) Think of the money I will save!

C) My organs are starting to be made up of marshmellow and jelly.

I'm just gonna have to eat cucumber sandwiches with my tea. I am gonna buy myself the biggest lindor egg at the end!

Ohhhh!!
Her CHOCOLATE eggs... :S

Quote: Gavin @ February 5, 2008, 2:19 PM

Giving up Booze with less then 3%

Here here! *cracks open a bottle of Old English Malt Liqueur while keeping it in the bag he bought it in*

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ February 5, 2008, 2:21 PM


I'm just gonna have to eat cucumber sandwiches with my tea. I am gonna buy myself the biggest lindor egg at the end!

Angelic

I'm giving up religion for Lent...

Bloody hell all my guilt has vanished...
I can get that abortion...
Oranges aren't the only fruit...
\o/ Party time!

Quote: zooo @ February 5, 2008, 2:22 PM

Ohhhh!!
Her CHOCOLATE eggs... :S

Glad you made the connection. I was almost ill there.

Quote: ajp29 @ February 5, 2008, 2:30 PM

I'm giving up religion for Lent...

\o/ Party time!
I can get that abortion...
Bloody hell all my guilt has vanished...

Have you had the same surgery like Arnie from Junior?

Quote: Gavin @ February 5, 2008, 2:46 PM

Have you had the same surgery like Arnie from Junior?

Michael Jackson had that surgery but it went wrong and he actually ended up inside the kid.

Laughing out loud

Allegedly.

I'm giving up abstaining from masturbation.

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