British Comedy Guide

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Ffs

How much meat can you get off a bloody hedgehog??

So now we have to add hedgehogs to the list of people that suffered due to that little
Austrian twat

Angry

Dyoooowin da warr

Us English at home used gas masks that had a filter system built in them made out BLUE ASBESTOS

The set of coronation street is built right on top of a graveyard containing over twenty thousand dead bodies

The US used to test aeroplane ejecter seats with live bears

Quote: lofthouse @ December 22 2012, 2:58 PM GMT

The US used to test aeroplane ejecter seats with live bears

Truly?

Quote: Pingl @ December 5 2012, 6:53 PM GMT

Lets not forget that people were encouraged by the Ministry of Food to eat hedgehog, squirrel and sparrow. Hedgehog was described as a delicacy. Needs must...

Aparently the travelling community still like them

Bet theryre pretty tasty

Quote: lofthouse @ December 22 2012, 2:58 PM GMT

The US used to test my ejecter pants with live bears

Did that defence work?

Quote: lofthouse @ December 22 2012, 2:58 PM GMT

The US used to test aeroplane ejecter seats with live bears

Bit of a grizzly way to die.

They just need to grin and bear it.

Quote: keewik @ December 22 2012, 5:01 PM GMT

Truly?

Yes

Then they were removed and killed to check the effects of the landing on their bodies

Michael Palin was originally to be the host of QI and Steven Fry was supposed to be the brainy team captain in contrast to Alan Davies being the thick team captain

Tommy Cooper was to appear in Carry on up the Khyber but was replaced by Cardew Robinson at the last moment. Cooper made afew films, he was a boxer in the Brian Rix film 'And the Same to You' with Sid James and William Hartnell. He appeared in Michael Winner's almost unwatchable 'The Cool Mikado' with Frankie Howard and Mike and Bernie Winters (in what was I think their only film appearence together, although Bernie made a few solo films, Jazzboat amongst them) and of course was in 'The Plank'.

The Spanish inquisition gave you approx one months notice before coming to question you

Quote: lofthouse @ December 28 2012, 11:39 PM GMT

The Spanish inquisition gave you approx one months notice before coming to question you

That's a month more than the Inland revenue, and they were much kinder

When you die you enter the spirit world and you have a review of your life on earth
If you did really bad things ie you killed someone, you have to endure the pain you caused over and over. It only stops when you sincerely ask the victim for forgiveness and they grant you it.

Many spiritual mediums report Adolf Hitler is still in this process! And may be for many many many years to come

Hard cheese ya German twatttttt

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