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Just (almost) completed a 250 piece jigsaw with my daughter of six Carry On film posters. Thing is, I was there when the box was opened and didn't move from my seat and there's still a piece missing. Annoyingly it's the arse of the totty lying on her front of the poster for Carry On Abroad.

Ben has got far too much sweet stuff in the house. Ben predicts diabetes.

Quote: chipolata @ December 25 2012, 1:45 PM GMT

Chip's managed to negotiate the time he spends with his family this year down to an hour. Cool

Your poor mother will be weeping secret buckets in the kitchen and wondering why you hate her so much (*sniggers at the psychological damage this may do to Chip's psyche*)

Wallowing in heaps of books all of which were coveted/would have been had I known they existed. Plus tiny video-camera with which to annoy my friends. Also jubilant that I've at last given Mr K a present that enthralls him - iPad - instead of the usual jumper and trousers. Have eaten too much.

I have entered the world of the MAC today. Hence why it has taken me eight hours to work out how to actually do anything.

Mac?

Wow! just seen Google+ ad with Wallace and Gromit, Creature Comforts. Best thing I seen on Tele all day!

Quote: Tuumble @ December 25 2012, 6:58 PM GMT

Just (almost) completed a 250 piece jigsaw with my daughter of six Carry On film posters. Thing is, I was there when the box was opened and didn't move from my seat and there's still a piece missing. Annoyingly it's the arse of the totty lying on her front of the poster for Carry On Abroad.

As it is Christmas I have made you a replacement piece. I couldn't remember if that was the one when the girl had the squirts so I added some in it be on the safe side.

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:O :O :O

Off to work somehow - no useful tubes running but apparently we plod on.

Although I'm not the biggest fan of either of these two shows it'll be Miranda's and Mrs. Brown's Christmas specials for me today, I'm afraid.

Miranda - YES!

Quote: keewik @ December 25 2012, 9:48 PM GMT

Your poor mother will be weeping secret buckets in the kitchen and wondering why you hate her so much (*sniggers at the psychological damage this may do to Chip's psyche*)

I relented and let them spend longer with me. I'm a giver.

Facebook's new "last seen online" display on the chat menu is a little bit creepy/stalkerish.

Have advertised a job on line to pay a chum for some editing help.
Now being bombarded by bidders making ridiculously inflated bids.
And some of them getting a bit Fatal Attraction when politely turned down.
Some of them have rather foxy profile pics...

Quote: Lee @ December 26 2012, 10:13 PM GMT

Facebook's new "last seen online" display on the chat menu is a little bit creepy/stalkerish.

Facebook gets more creepy and stalky by the day. Hate it.

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