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Quote: sootyj @ December 22 2012, 5:36 PM GMT

Woman's own advertise a new top for your electric toothbrush that turns it into a sexaid

That's not fair

What about us dudes?

I want to f**k my toothbrush too Angry

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Quote: Ben @ December 22 2012, 5:36 PM GMT

Why are you reading Woman's Own? I always suspected you to be a tranny...

Why not? Its a perfectly respectable magazine

Quote: sootyj @ December 22 2012, 5:36 PM GMT

Woman's own advertise a new top for your electric toothbrush that turns it into a sexaid

My mother's ashes must be birling at the crematorium. She was an addict of 'Woman', 'Woman's Own' and 'People's Friend'.

I could imagine Kim Jung I'll calling himself the peoples friend

The city centre was surprisingly quiet.

Quote: Ben @ December 23 2012, 12:05 PM GMT

The city centre was surprisingly quiet.

Everyone must be organised. The city where I live was full of people today. Lots of them didn't even have shopping bags, just seemed to be wandering around taking up space.

The supermarket was, of course, slightly more manic.

Quote: reds @ December 23 2012, 12:16 PM GMT

The city where I live was full of people today.

I wonder what's the weather like in your city. I bet the weather is mostly nice in Australia...I envy you. I can't stand this winter cobblers.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ December 23 2012, 8:53 PM GMT

I wonder what's the weather like in your city. I bet the weather is mostly nice in Australia...I envy you. I can't stand this winter cobblers.

You'd miss it if you didn't have it. At least there are no poisonous spiders.

It's not that I hate winter or snow...but I want it to be my decision. If I want to see snow I could go to St. Moritz like the Windsors do...but I don't want it on my doorstep.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ December 23 2012, 8:53 PM GMT

I wonder what's the weather like in your city. I bet the weather is mostly nice in Australia...I envy you. I can't stand this winter cobblers.

At the moment it is hot and disgustingly muggy, 25c and it is not even 8am yet. The lowest overnight tempretures recently have been 20c. I don't have air conditioning. Even if I did it so humid it properly wouldn't make a difference. At least when it's cold you can put another jumper on, turn the heating up.

Aircon is heaven in humid weather. Not good for the environment mind.

Quote: Ben @ December 23 2012, 10:02 PM GMT

Aircon is heaven in humid weather. Not good for the environment mind.

Nope. But feeling like you just stepped out of the pool or might pass out isn't great either

Have a really 'cool' Christmas Reds! towels in the freezer?... xx Bazing

Quote: dellas @ December 24 2012, 7:04 AM GMT

Have a really 'cool' Christmas Reds! towels in the freezer?... xx Bazing

Currently in a air conditioned hotel room. I think the place I'm going to for Christmas lunch also has air con

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