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Did you put the glossy wig on it as well, and draw a pair of sexy specs on the door?

I'm betting he did! And took it for a spin round the living room :D

Nah, I think she looks better bald and with contact lenses.

Quote: sootyj @ February 4, 2008, 9:55 PM

She has a lovely square head, like a sexy microwave with pink lip gloss

LOL

I want to be buried in Dawn French. Is that so wrong?

Dead or alive?

Quote: Leevil @ February 5, 2008, 12:05 AM

Dead or alive?

LOL

Quote: sootyj @ February 4, 2008, 10:08 PM

Did you put the glossy wig on it as well, and draw a pair of sexy specs on the door?

You're not taking the piss out of the love;y Kate Silverton are you? Poor, poor girl.

I want to burn like a bitch me!!!!

Bitch on heat Pleased

Yepo!
I dont care how they burn me. They can finish off what they failed to do with my Jewish grandad for all I care. They can leave the gas on & light me like an inferno. They can shove a prawn cracker up my arse & send me to the Woo Fong Choo take away. I care not.

They could set up a Charley fairground and everyone could have a ride

Laughing out loud
Yeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Quote: Charley @ February 5, 2008, 2:05 AM

Yepo!
I dont care how they burn me. They can finish off what they failed to do with my Jewish grandad for all I care.

:O Laughing out loud

Quote: ajp29 @ February 5, 2008, 2:09 AM

They could set up a Charley fairground and everyone could have a ride

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Charley @ February 5, 2008, 2:05 AM

Yepo!
I dont care how they burn me. They can finish off what they failed to do with my Jewish grandad for all I care. They can leave the gas on & light me like an inferno. They can shove a prawn cracker up my arse & send me to the Woo Fong Choo take away. I care not.

Me too Charley. There's no way I want to rot under the sods and risk being dug up later to make room for a supermarket

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