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Cats!!!!! Page 54

I guess compared to dogs, who lick your face and sniff your crotch within seconds, they are a bit more choosy.

Quote: zooo @ December 23 2012, 1:25 PM GMT

dogs, who lick your face and sniff your crotch

My dog did it the other way around, I miss him Errr

Ha!

My cat was just playing with a small rolled up ball of paper

I dropped it into one of my shoes

And she just spent about five minutes trying to get it out with her claw

And she did it!

Well it amused me anyway...

Just amazed the cheesy stench didn't kill her in the process

Name five heroic cats!

Cat woman?

Steven he won a medal

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And of course, Top Cat.

I can't see them, I think they ran away like 'Scardy Cats'
Top Cat is really 'Bilko' ergo it is a Copy Cat!

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Whoever dressed that cat should be taken from their home by the police with a blanket over their head and handed over to 'Operation Yewtree'!

The beauty of the cat is that it doesn't give a hoot for a heroism. They're the ultimate anti-heroes, playing by their own rules.

Do they not protect their young, Chip?

Quote: Ben @ December 23 2012, 10:04 PM GMT

Do they not protect their young, Chip?

That's maternal instinct and preservation of the species, not heroism.

Enormous cats on channel 5

Quote: chipolata @ December 23 2012, 10:06 PM GMT

That's maternal instinct and preservation of the species, not heroism.

Sorry, Darwin.

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