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Is the world really going to end in 2012? Page 9

Ages ago, while on tour of the west coast of Eire, in Connemara I bought a "worry stone" which is a smoothed elipse of marble which feels gooood.

The packaging has this message on it:

WHY WORRY
~~~~~~~~~
There are only two things to worry about:
either you are well or you are sick.

If you are well there is nothing to worry about,
but if you are sick there are two things to worry about:
either you will get well or you will die.

If you get well there is nothing to worry about,
but if you die there are two things to worry about:
either you go up or you go down,

If you go up there is nothing to worry about,
but if you go down you will be so busy shaking hands
with old friends you won't have time to worry.

:O :P

Happy New Mayan Great Cycle (Baktun) to everybody.

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I can see your hat on there bw

Tonight's the night, let's roll:

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Makes note to self - change underwear.........oh, and clean socks.

And put out note for milkman to cancel me gold top.

'Ere, I've just thought......what about me Euro Millions rollover ticket?

Who'll pay out if I win and anyone got any ideas of how to keep it fireproof?

As always, nothing happened. Bloody cheat... :)

Just a thought; did the Mayan's have leap years? If not.....

They invented mayonnaise and that's good enough for me

For everyone who wants to know why the mayan people died out I'd recommend "Alien vs. Predator"...there they tell whole truth about the fate of that great nation. ;)

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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ December 22 2012, 6:38 PM GMT
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Bloody traffic wardens!

Those Predators are a terrible bunch of people.

Quote: Pingl @ December 24 2012, 8:26 AM GMT

Bloody traffic wardens!

Laughing out loud

Sort of obvious the world wouldn't end. I knew instantly that Broken Sword 2 would be based on a true story.

What was Scientology's opinion on this armageddon?

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