What are the best and worst things about Christmas?
Best: you might get a present you like;
and other stuff probably.
Wosrt: just as likely you won't like the presents but will still have to pretend to like them through gritted teeth.
You have to put up with family members you've managed to avoid all year.
You have to eat stuff you wouldn't normally, because it's traditional, apparently. It turns out there's good reasons to avoid it; it's horrible.
As if the weather isn't bad enough the rest of the year, you get all of that, plus the least sunlight ever. But will it snow? Will it flock.
Christmas parties. Enough said.
Carol singers. Jingle off!
Things like bin collections get disrupted; seems trivial but is unnecessarily annoying.
Will have to curtail the moaning list because I'm being press-ganged into wrapping presents...what fun to waste the world's resources on extra packaging.
