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Quote: lofthouse @ December 21 2012, 8:12 PM GMT

12" tall Boba Fett star wars figure, a purple throbbing Bobba Fett with realistic veins

The entire street wanted to be me

Oh yes

Yup envy was the word.

Stop it!!!!!!!

Bugger!

What was your dodgy uncles favourite party game?

Quote: lofthouse @ December 21 2012, 8:19 PM GMT

Stop it!!!!!!!

Bugger!

You didn't win much didja?

I am the ghost of Christmas presents!

Thin ice

Very thin ice....

Quote: sootyj @ December 21 2012, 7:21 PM GMT

Which made me think of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjVugzSR7HA

As a boy I didn't realize that He-Man and his mates looked like a gay act ready to perform on the Eurovision Song contest.

Quote: lofthouse @ December 21 2012, 8:28 PM GMT

Thin ice

Very thin ice....

Seriously?

apologies for any offence caused

Quote: sootyj @ December 21 2012, 8:40 PM GMT

Seriously?

apologies for any offence caused

Nooooooooo!!!

I am never ever ever serious dude

Yus f**kin around!

I know your jus yankin my chain fella

Quote: lofthouse @ December 21 2012, 8:46 PM GMT

Nooooooooo!!!

Yus f**kin around!

I know your jus yankin my chain fella

All guys your perverted uncle made you play?

Mods??

Mods!???

Sooty is turning a charming innocent nostalgic festive thread into a thread of incestuous paedo filth

I want, nay, I demand action against this smut peddler

Angry

Quote: lofthouse @ December 21 2012, 9:03 PM GMT

Mods??

Mods!???

Yes? :D

I wouldn't mind but I happen to know your sick, depraved uncle was the founder of MB games and was the model for the Monopoly guy,

My heart is full of compassion for you.

No

My uncle Duncan was probably one of the nicest human beings I've ever known, God bless his soul

And my uncle John is in a wheel chair but he'd still kick the shit out of you , you, you....

KNOB

I'd have more sympathy if there was a spastic lying next to his wheel chair, that he just tipped out of it.

I remember getting a SNES for Christmas in 1992. I badly wanted it and was so pleased to get one, but unfortunately it didn't work. I say it didn't work, but I think it's just that my Dad couldn't set it up. He managed to set the next one up on Boxing Day, though, and it was real good fun.

Quote: sootyj @ December 21 2012, 9:14 PM GMT

I'd have more sympathy if there was a spastic lying next to his wheel chair, that he just tipped out of it.

Yeah?

Yeah?

Well I bet your uncle is a gay

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