Why does my straw rise up and fall out of my fizzy drink?
Well I know why. BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Stupid things.
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Duvets stuffed with down feathers. They all clump up into massive lumps, leaving you with no insulation in the rest of the mattress so you freeze under your lumpy rubbish duvet.
Quote: zooo @ December 20 2012, 10:26 PM GMTWhy does my straw rise up and fall out of my fizzy drink?
Suck it up, zooo.
Har.
I was really angry about that earlier! Talk about first world problems...
Lately, everyone on this thread sounds like a Michael Mcintyre rip-off. 
Maybe this is where he gets his ideas. 
Quote: evan rubivellian @ December 21 2012, 8:48 AM GMTLately, everyone on this thread sounds like a Michael Mcintyre rip-off.
I read that the exact second rerun of the Road show started.
Quote: evan rubivellian @ December 21 2012, 8:48 AM GMTLately, everyone on this thread sounds like a Michael Mcintyre rip-off.
I always knew he hated women, foreigns and...er, Michael McIntyre.
Bastards in EVERY supermarket who take up entire alleys with themselves and their trolleys. If this was the US I'd have a gun and be up for mass murder.
Yeah, just went to Tesco, it was mental. Who are these morons and why are they in our way keewik?
Quote: keewik @ December 21 2012, 8:59 PM GMTBastards in EVERY supermarket who take up entire alleys with themselves and their trolleys. If this was the US I'd have a gun and be up for mass murder.
My sainsaburys had 2 whole aisles blocked by a tribe of chavs arguing over exactly how to avoid sobriety for a 2 week periods.
Just get another case of f**king carling
I don't like carling
Who f**king cares after you've drunk a case
Some of these people I think I used to be my clients. Which made me sad.
Andy Hamiltons slovenlyness
Sit up straight man 
The fact that I had to work up to 5pm today!
Quote: Lee @ December 21 2012, 9:01 PM GMTYeah, just went to Tesco, it was mental. Who are these morons and why are they in our way keewik?
Well I'll have to go to Morrison's on Christmas Eve because of 'use by' dates at present, and I think I might take an axe. Watch out for me on BBC News.
Fairytale of New York. I just don't like it.