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Quote: keewik @ December 21 2012, 6:39 PM GMT

Have just had a failed bread-baking. It didn't rise and seems half-raw, so looks like it didn't mix. Hope the machine isn't kaput. So just crappy biscuit things to go with tonight's soup.

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D'oh !

Quote: keewik @ December 21 2012, 6:39 PM GMT

Have just had a failed bread-baking. It didn't rise and seems half-raw, so looks like it didn't mix. Hope the machine isn't kaput. So just crappy biscuit things to go with tonight's soup.

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Shame hopethat's the yeast of your worries

Actually applying to write scenes for a; dungeons and dragons style old skool tribute rpg game.

Which is absolutely my favourite looking job. Worried I may get pissed and write a begging email offering to do the job for nothing.

Pub saw a real live reindeer in Islington v grown centre being shown off ton kids wish I'd thrown something at it

Quote: sootyj @ December 21 2012, 7:29 PM GMT

Worried I may get pissed...

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Quote: sootyj @ December 21 2012, 9:50 PM GMT

Pub saw a real live reindeer in Islington v grown centre being shown off ton kids wish I'd thrown something at it

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Quote: sootyj @ December 21 2012, 9:50 PM GMT

Pub saw a real live reindeer in Islington v grown centre being shown off ton kids wish I'd thrown something at it

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I hope he poos on you.

So glad it's the weekend. Although I will be running round a bit tomorrow.

Well I didn't

I'd have probably missed and all those kids c
Would have had a story about a Christmas mental I'd be like santa

Think I'm oissed

Just tried changing the TV channel with a beer can

Yafoookinbastsaaaerdkfkfb

I drove through three drink/drive checks at various points in the evening tonight and was stopped once. They didn't breathalyse me though.

Just as long as you're not drinking from the remote control

I've had a few jolts of whiskey that isn't peaty enough with blue cheese that's too mild

Quote: sootyj @ December 21 2012, 10:02 PM GMT

I've had a few jolts of whiskey that isn't peaty enough with blue cheese that's too mild

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Yea

That sucks monkey balls

I was going to buy my first bottle of Johnnie Walker yesterday, but realised I'm so skint that the money was better spent on petrol. Gets you more f**ked anyway.

Joint walker not bad always wanted to try johnny walker blue

I'm drinking isle of jura its nice and sweet but I wanted something more like laphroag

And it said it was peaty but half the price

Yeah and this damn Carlsberg ain't got no peat in it at all

None

Wtf

Danish piss