Stupid sport? Those Scottish ladies brough home a gold medal for sweeping that ice. My wife was in the sqaud, kitchen floor never looked as clean. 
Worst joke in the world? Page 3
Quote: Ray Dawson @ February 4, 2008, 10:25 PMStupid sport? Those Scottish ladies brough home a gold medal for sweeping that ice. My wife was in the sqaud, kitchen floor never looked as clean.
Now I've got a good line for my notebook - 'Honey, I think you should get out more and enjoy yourself. Ever thought of taking up a sport?'
Only too pleased to help 
Quote: ian_w @ February 4, 2008, 10:20 PMCurling brooms, as in that stupid sport. It took me a while as well.
Hah, really? I hate sport, and got it immediately!
Quote: Aaron @ February 4, 2008, 10:43 PMHah, really? I hate sport, and got it immediately!
Probably cos I was thinking more about the delicious bacon (mmmmm!) 
I was thinking more about the broom, the mother in laws just walked in 
Broom? Not a hippo?
So you've met the old witch then?
Quote: Aaron @ February 4, 2008, 10:59 PMBroom? Not a hippo?
I got that joke and its from a sitcom i've never even seen 
Quote: ian_w @ February 4, 2008, 10:20 PMCurling brooms, as in that stupid sport. It took me a while as well.
Thanks for explaining it. I don't think I'd have ever got it otherwise.
Quote: Rob B @ February 4, 2008, 1:10 PMThe first joke was lame, but the second one was really good
When a gag is that good, it's worth telling twice...
I got so bored I decided to watch an episode of Torchwood.
It was about this big slug thing that was being chopped up for meat.
Yeah, great stuff!!
The camera was shaking all over the place and the music was four times louder than the dialogue.
Think I was more bored when it finished than before I started watching.
EDIT:
This was supposed to be in the 'I'm so bored' thread.
I'm so bored I'm posting in the wrong threads.
Quote: Aaron @ February 4, 2008, 10:43 PMHah, really? I hate sport, and got it immediately!
That's probably because it's not really a sport.
Most of the "Olympics" aren't sports.
Sport is running, jumping, swimming, and throwing things. That's about it.