L.E. is back and very happy. How is everyone?
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Have you picked out your dress and mentally designed the invitations yet?
Looking forward to seeing chip's bridesmaid's dress.
Now heading to buy an apple before mincing on to the pharmacy. Yes, it's syphilis again.
Now you tell me. 
Quote: Ben @ December 18 2012, 2:28 PM GMTNow heading to buy an apple before mincing on to the pharmacy. Yes, it's syphilis again.
Syphilis? Well, I prefer Granny Smith or Golden Delicious.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ December 18 2012, 2:43 PM GMTSyphilis? Well, I prefer Granny Smith or Golden Delicious.
I thought you'd be into cox.
Quote: evan rubivellian @ December 18 2012, 3:21 PM GMTI thought you'd be into cox.
Which brings us right back to Ben's initial (syphilis-)post. Genius! 
Off to the Channel Islands for a few days on some business, no talking behind my back!
Quote: Pingl @ December 18 2012, 10:33 PM GMTOff to the Channel Islands for a few days on some business, no talking behind my back!
Lucky swine! I'll bet it's warm and dry there (or am I thinking of the Seychelles?)
Quote: Pingl @ December 18 2012, 10:33 PM GMTOff to the Channel Islands for a few days on some business, no talking behind my back!
I thought you'd be into cox.
Oh, hold on. It only seems to work with apples. Boy, I really lucked out the first time I used that!
Some of you may have heard on Facebook, but for others: I was demonstrating how to perform a squat to a girl at work today when my trousers ripped literally from the top of my arse down to my perineum. I then had to go out at lunchtime and buy some slightly larger trousers.
I did think your arse looked a little meaty. Control your eating, Ben.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 19 2012, 8:33 PM GMTI did think your arse looked a little meaty.
Why do you think Bussell got back into meat?
Quote: Ben @ December 19 2012, 8:20 PM GMTSome of you may have heard on Facebook, but for others: I was demonstrating how to perform a squat to a girl at work today when my trousers ripped literally from the top of my arse down to my perineum. I then had to go out at lunchtime and buy some slightly larger trousers.
That gave me a well-needed laugh.