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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

"Mother, where do babies come from?"

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex."

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey." The child seems to comprehend.

"Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?"

"Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry."

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.

How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess?

A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.

A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.

And a airline stewardness says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.

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Lets clarify first...are you saying these are your own jokes?

yes I Make em up

it took me 30 Mins to sort it out Properly!!

Right.

I think this is an outrage.

That's not how you spell "Mummy". Angry

They look to be cut n pasted from an American joke site. Mommy and honey were the clues.

At least try and rehash and disguise them a little better

Also jewelry, airline.

http://www.extremefunnyhumour.com/joke.php?id=244 May 2006. Shame on you.

That site gets blocked by my firewall but I presume from your comments it's the same jokes.

Exactly.

Why would anyone do that?
Use your own material or don't bother it really is that simple.

I think he might be a spammy twat.

hey Will what do you call a fat lasses growler?

Quote: Will Cam @ December 19 2012, 1:50 PM GMT

I think he might be a spammy twat.

ee ya dorty bastard!

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