I lived in a teeny village for 20 years, surrounded by other teeny villages and never heard of any of that happening!
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Quote: zooo @ December 17 2012, 7:02 PM GMTI lived in a teeny village for 20 years, surrounded by other teeny villages and never heard of any of that happening!
It's all going on behind your back
Quote: zooo @ December 17 2012, 7:02 PM GMTI lived in a teeny village for 20 years, surrounded by other teeny villages and never heard of any of that happening! And then I grew to big to fit in the towenhall and the police kicked me out of the model village
You're like Alice in blunderland
Aw, I do love a model village!
Quote: zooo @ December 17 2012, 7:02 PM GMTI lived in a teeny village for 20 years, surrounded by other teeny villages and never heard of any of that happening!
That's because you made the correct sacrifices to your Druidic deity.
Phew!
I wish Britt Ekland lived in my village and rolled about naked everywhere.
Quote: Ben @ December 17 2012, 7:47 PM GMTI wish Britt Ekland lived in my village and rolled about naked everywhere.
So gutted when I found out she used a 'stunt arse'.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 17 2012, 7:49 PM GMTSo gutted when I found out she used a 'stunt arse'.
I heard it was a male stunt arse too.
It was a publicity stunt arse
Quote: Ben @ December 17 2012, 7:53 PM GMTI heard it was a male stunt arse too.
It was Rod Stewart's. Writhing about. Slapping the wall with his hairy hands.
I always said the remake should have starred Jennifer Lopez. Ekland was better in Get Carter
A man today on the train who raged under his breath about a crying baby. The baby was annoying, and it's mother next to useless, but there was no call for that stream of angry invective.
Everytime I see that BASTARDING vodaphone advert with the bees, I want to set fire to my penis
Quote: lofthouse @ December 18 2012, 9:29 PM GMTEverytime I see that BASTARDING vodaphone advert with the bees, I want to set fire to my benis buzzzzzz buzzzzzz
you have watched that advert too many times