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I lived in a teeny village for 20 years, surrounded by other teeny villages and never heard of any of that happening!

Quote: zooo @ December 17 2012, 7:02 PM GMT

I lived in a teeny village for 20 years, surrounded by other teeny villages and never heard of any of that happening!

It's all going on behind your back

Quote: zooo @ December 17 2012, 7:02 PM GMT

I lived in a teeny village for 20 years, surrounded by other teeny villages and never heard of any of that happening! And then I grew to big to fit in the towenhall and the police kicked me out of the model village

You're like Alice in blunderland

Aw, I do love a model village!

Quote: zooo @ December 17 2012, 7:02 PM GMT

I lived in a teeny village for 20 years, surrounded by other teeny villages and never heard of any of that happening!

That's because you made the correct sacrifices to your Druidic deity.

Phew!

I wish Britt Ekland lived in my village and rolled about naked everywhere.

Quote: Ben @ December 17 2012, 7:47 PM GMT

I wish Britt Ekland lived in my village and rolled about naked everywhere.

So gutted when I found out she used a 'stunt arse'.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 17 2012, 7:49 PM GMT

So gutted when I found out she used a 'stunt arse'.

I heard it was a male stunt arse too.

It was a publicity stunt arse

Quote: Ben @ December 17 2012, 7:53 PM GMT

I heard it was a male stunt arse too.

It was Rod Stewart's. Writhing about. Slapping the wall with his hairy hands.

I always said the remake should have starred Jennifer Lopez. Ekland was better in Get Carter

A man today on the train who raged under his breath about a crying baby. The baby was annoying, and it's mother next to useless, but there was no call for that stream of angry invective.

Everytime I see that BASTARDING vodaphone advert with the bees, I want to set fire to my penis

Quote: lofthouse @ December 18 2012, 9:29 PM GMT

Everytime I see that BASTARDING vodaphone advert with the bees, I want to set fire to my benis buzzzzzz buzzzzzz

you have watched that advert too many times

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