Any feedback on my 1st attempt of writing jokes would be appreciated - apoligies for the blue
Now I don't know Steve Irwin but I hate it when people say he died doing what he loved best because I for 1 know he hated getting stung by stingrays.
Fisted my girlfriend for the first time last night, she wasn't happy I broke her nose
The T-Rex was the first gay dinosaur. I mean look at the way it went around going ooooooh look at me. (with its hands up and limp wristed)
Ginger hair is contagious. My uncle had it now so do his children
Growing up in the north east I was the last in my class to lose their virginity - I was 14
Getting in the bath after my girlfriend is like getting into a rock pool - its full of crabs
As a kid you can get away with anything for e.g. if a 2 year old boy goes up and kisses a girl he doesn't know you think ah that's cute, but if a 22 year old does that you think ah that's a court case, or if your in Newcastle you've pulled.
Went to the bottom of the sea the other day, just a shame it was only in the shallow end
And architect of the year goes to - Bill Ding
A ghost says to the KKK "the grass isn't always greener"
The weather in heaven is rubbish, its always cloudy
FA cup 3rd round when its ridiculously high paid paid sex crazed plebs vs plumbers if the high paid lose they should be shot. That should be a stipulation. They do it in North Korea.
Things I have learned from relationships. The first time your girlfriend asks you if they look big in this never say "great I love a fat ass"
Adam..I hope you have you not been reading sootyj's latest edition?
