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That Wiggy won when competing against people who were living on steroids and won 2 of the most difficult shows.

More importantly he's actually funny and a bit anarchic.

Where as Jessica kinda simpers a bit.

Quote: Pingl @ December 16 2012, 10:45 PM GMT

You just fancy her, if Wiggin's had tits instead of sideburns you'd be jumping for joy :P

Now, now, that is a very true sexist observation.

If ennis had side burns instead of tits she'd still be a fox

There were so many worthy winners, Mo,even the scottish tennis player, but Wiggins is from my neck of the woods, so go Bradly!

Quote: sootyj @ December 16 2012, 10:47 PM GMT

That Wiggy won when competing against people who were living on steroids and won 2 of the most difficult shows.

He was good at sitting on a bicycle, whilst Ennis could run, jump, throw a cannonball and chuck a spear. I know which one I'd like to have in a crisis situation.

Quote: lofthouse @ December 16 2012, 10:48 PM GMT

If ennis had side burns instead of tits she'd still be a fox

Well she'd be more hairy so closer to a fox I guess, a warefox?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 16 2012, 10:50 PM GMT

He was good at sitting on a bicycle, whilst Ennis could run, jump, throw a cannonball and chuck a spear. I know which one I'd like to have in a crisis situation.

seat sniffer!

Quote: Pingl @ December 16 2012, 10:49 PM GMT

Wiggins is from my neck of the woods, so go Bradly!

But how smoking hot does he look in a red dress? Answer, not very.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 16 2012, 10:52 PM GMT

But how smoking hot does he look in a red dress? Answer, not very.

She's to muscley, lovely talented lady but to muscular for me, never date anyone who could beat you in a arm wrestle.

Ennis meh, she was a super athlete with massive investment in funds and expertise.

She's basically Ivan Drago from Rocky IV.

Where as Wiggy is Stallone in over the Top

Quote: Pingl @ December 16 2012, 10:54 PM GMT

but to muscular for me

But Bradley Wiggins is just right? Hmmm, I guess the rumours about you were true. ;) :P

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 16 2012, 10:58 PM GMT

But Bradley Wiggins is just right? Hmmm, I guess the rumours about you were true. ;) :P

It's a lie, he just wore that dress for that lads night out as a joke, we are just good friends Angry

Quote: Pingl @ December 16 2012, 11:00 PM GMT

It's a lie, he just wore that dress for that lads night out as a joke, we are just good friends Angry

Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 16 2012, 10:44 PM GMT

Definitely. Her first ever Olympics and she wins the gold in a sport which is proper hard and she was the face of the Games - in terms of PR alone, she made Britain great.

And she can cross the road without getting hit by a car.

Blow me, I actually agree with Carpark on something.

Jessica Ennis made me feel funny inside when she won on Super Saturday.

(In a thread-context-appropriate way.)

I must say its the first time I felt truly patriotic in a long time, and the woman from the tube bombing was amazing, a truly heroic person.

In other news...

A "plebgate" cop has been nicked for grassing up Andrew Mitchell to the press.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20751703

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