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Is the world really going to end in 2012? Page 6

Be nice, Pingl!

Quote: george roper @ August 23 2012, 11:08 AM BST

I Suffer from Austism and I suffer from High Axticy which courses Panic For me sorry if I keep going on about it .

It's rubbish based on a calander that can't exist, don't worry its just a way to sell papers. They constantly have these so called end of the world days, its all nonsense, don't take asny of it to heart, I promise you will be fine.

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Well my view on this, after numerous calculations and in depth research spanning the four corners of the globe is this: At least 17 people are going to die on 21/12/2012. You heard it here first, kids.

Is this a promise or a threat, Ben?

Lee, you aren't one of the chosen 17, don't worry. You are on the reserve list though.

He shall use his fake gun.

Oh, zooo, it won't be a gun I'm waving at you. Believe me.

Careful, you'll make the others jealous.

The thetans?

Quote: Ben @ December 16 2012, 12:43 PM GMT

The thetans?

Laughing out loud

Quote: george roper @ December 16 2012, 11:54 AM GMT

will it had on friday I have read it in the newspapers YouTube magazines please tell it doe'snt happen on the 21st I am really really really scared

I kinda know where you're coming from.
And no it isn't might I suggest you mark the days off.

But as for the world ending; break it down as follows.

Evidence the world is going to end.

1 Any asteroid would have been spotted by amateur astronomers weeks ago and been all over the internet.
2 Similarly super volcanoes (but substitute seismologists, earthquakes and sun burts etc)
3 There is no indication of any wars between major states the only ones with access to world destroying fire power.
4 There are no surviving terrorist groups with the power to do anything more than wreck a relatively small area of a major city.
5 The economy is relatively stable and would take more than one day to be destroyed.
6 Aliens are pretty unlikely but well who knows.

The Mayans

1 Failed to invent the wheel, metallurgy or a modern language amongst multitudes of either sciences that even the Ancient Philistines managed.
2 Didn't spot the society wrecking effects of; cannibalism, incest or invasion.
3 Mistook the SPanish for their Gods and cheerfully welcomed their destruction.
4 Their world ended about 7 centuries ago.

In short it ain't gonna happen. Now in 20 years when we hit peak oil, or China makes a try for Taiwan, or the worlds temparature jumps 3 degrees. Then we may be in trouble.

But not this week. Seriously, you're just getting over focussed on a rather dull waste news story.
Focus on enjoying your life.

SootyJ, I think your tinfoil hat has fallen off.

so it is all bullshit innit if it is true I don't want to die on the 21st I want to enjoy Christmas with my family

Did the Myans have a 12 month calender?

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