Bomsh
Friday 14th December 2012 11:57pm [Edited]
315 posts
Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ December 14 2012, 6:02 PM GMT
The Tour de France is to begin in Yorkshire, so there'll be no doping supplements; just E by gum
What a stunna! Truly, I'm in awe
Quote: DubiousG @ December 14 2012, 11:03 PM GMT
The Syrian President must be really worried, now that the opposition have gained international recognition #AssadFace
Great gag, but why is he worried, not sad. And does it work when read out loud?
After those I'm kind of cowed putting up any more, but, hell, it's nearly 12, so nobody's gonna read 'em.
I sympathise with Nick Clegg's position drugs. Poor dear, after 2015, he's going to need a little something to help him forget.
Great news that Gary McKinnon escaped prosecution for hacking. Hopefully now he'll learn his lesson and set up a commission to strictly regulate himself and fine himself most severely every time he does something he considers unacceptable.
I'm confused by the census. I feel that most of us in Norfolk live by the letter of the Bible - although my wifesister doesn't agree.
Definition: Titillation - the joy of Piers Morgan when he was cleared by Leveson.
Definition: Masseur - Joey Barton's sister
Definition: Decanter - reverser of TV partnerships
I don't actually think the world is going to end next Friday, but if anyone knows any girls who do ...