British Comedy Guide

Baa Baa Black Sheep (MI5 Version)

Babar, Sadiq. Have you any wool?
Over your eyes with which we’ll pull.
Prison bugs, MRSA.
There’s a flight reserved to JFK.

Babar. Sadiq seems to like your tool.
We have watched him suck and pull.
Your website viewers wont be pleased.
Uploading images is such a breeze.

Babar, Sadiq. You’ve been watched since Yule.
With a high-tech spying tool.
We are the masters, and we shall reign.
That’s a very hairy place to snort cocaine.

Babar, Sadiq. We can break the rules.
MP’s are a bunch of fools.
Jack Straw doesn’t know jack shit,
The cabinet is full of arse bandits.

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