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Quote: zooo @ February 2, 2008, 4:28 PMThey are the worst thing in the whole wide world.
Spontaneous erections are worse than periods.
Quote: frostyboy @ February 3, 2008, 3:04 PMSpontaneous erections are worse than periods.
You will grow out of them, bless!!
At least your impotence has gone though.
Quote: frostyboy @ February 3, 2008, 3:04 PMSpontaneous erections are worse than periods.
More embarrassing, I'll grant you!
But not more painful. And you don't get them monthly from the age of 12 to 55. And if you do, talk to a doctor. Or stop walking past primary schools.
Quote: frostyboy @ February 3, 2008, 3:04 PMSpontaneous erections are worse than periods.
Pfffffffff!
Atleast a spontaneous erection feels good & with a quick rub will go away.
There is no dribbling down your leg, bad smell, leakage nor the worry of losing them.
There is nothing more embarrasing than walking out of a room & leaving your bloody mess behind. 
The only time I ever go "WoW" or "God Yeah" to a period is when it is late.
Quote: Charley @ February 3, 2008, 3:10 PMAtleast a spontaneous erection feels good & with a quick rub will go away.
Only when wanking in public is legalised, will that be the definitive method of dealing with spontaneous erections in all situations.
Quote: zooo @ February 3, 2008, 2:39 PMAnd a good one! They kill a prostitute!
But er, in a fun way.
Um...
You sure this isn't a film about Jack The Ripper? Probably starring Johnny Depp, if going by recent Hollywood tradition.
Quote: frostyboy @ February 3, 2008, 3:18 PMOnly when wanking in public is legalised, will that be the definitive method of dealing with spontaneous erections in all situations.
Let's hope it's not.
Quote: Aaron @ February 3, 2008, 3:46 PMLet's hope it's not.
I'm going to start a government e-petition calling for it to be legalised.
Haha, I somehow doubt that it'll get published, but worth a go! 
Reminds me of that Big Train wanking in the office sketch.
I loved that series.
Quote: frostyboy @ February 3, 2008, 8:16 PMI'm going to start a government e-petition calling for it to be legalised.
Legalised or encouraged? 
Should be neither, dirty boy.
I think he was only speaking wistfully....I HOPE he was only speaking wistfully!
you never know these days. Keep your water proof hat on just incase.
It wont be so bad that I'll need wellies I hope ?