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I assume this wasn't a state school.

No, indeed not.

I get pissed off with myself when I lie down in bed watching telly and tell myself "You're not going to fall asleep. You're in control of this" and then fall asleep.

I get pissed off with my growing impatience at everything and anything. Today I seethed at an umbrella but later felt silly for getting wound up over something so trivial.

I was very angry over something trivial once and I'm afraid I took it out on a satsuma. :(

Quote: zooo @ December 14 2012, 11:31 PM GMT

I was very angry over something trivial once and I'm afraid I took it out on a satsuma. :(

:O

:|

It's been a while since you've mentioned them, Chip. Is it out of season at the mo?

Quote: zooo @ December 14 2012, 11:31 PM GMT

I was very angry over something trivial once and I'm afraid I took it out on a satsuma. :(

Did you burst it? SPLATTTT!

Quote: keewik @ December 14 2012, 11:35 PM GMT

Did you burst it? SPLATTTT!

Yep! It got squished. Poor thing.

Quote: Lee @ December 14 2012, 11:34 PM GMT

It's been a while since you've mentioned them, Chip. Is it out of season at the mo?

I still have three a day every day. Plus three big handfulls of sultanas and raisins.

Quote: zooo @ December 14 2012, 11:36 PM GMT

Yep! It got squished. Poor thing.

Did you at least eat the remnants?

And then you go to sleep in some sawdust.

Quote: chipolata @ December 14 2012, 11:37 PM GMT

Did you at least eat the remnants?

Nope. My grip was too ferocious. It was practically liquid.

Quote: chipolata @ December 14 2012, 11:37 PM GMT

I still have three a day every day. Plus three big handfulls of sultanas

You are my son and I claim my £5.

Quote: zooo @ December 14 2012, 11:38 PM GMT

Nope. My grip was too ferocious. It was practically liquid.

Get licking, girl!

:O

Quote: chipolata @ December 14 2012, 11:37 PM GMT

I still have three a day every day. Plus three big handfulls of sultanas and raisins.

you must be super regular!

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