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Quote: chipolata @ December 13 2012, 11:47 AM GMT

It's cold out.

It's bloody antarctic here. Uncle Albert said in The Jolly Boy's Outing: "It was so cold the flame on my lighter froze". That's what happens here. Angry

Quote: Lazzard @ December 13 2012, 10:45 AM GMT

Geraniums copped it this morning.
Doubly annoying as the dear lady wife was on at me to bring them in.
So, dead geraniums and a perpetual "told-you-so" expression...

Yep, that's a job I put off one week too long. They are looking very sad.

Quote: Tursiops @ December 13 2012, 12:13 PM GMT

Yep, that's a job I put off one week too long. They are looking very sad.

Next job is to leave the dahlias out too long so they rot.

Busy, busy, busy...

AJGO has been lusting after tape.
And singing 'banana' to the tune of 'Informer'.

(Okay, someone explain how to do images to me, again. Do I have to download then upload to photo hosting site every time? Can I not just nab off internet?)

Quote: AJGO @ December 13 2012, 2:21 PM GMT

And singing 'banana' to the tune of 'Informer'.

Now I'm doing that.

Quote: Lee @ December 13 2012, 2:27 PM GMT

Now I'm doing that.

:D Fun, innit?!

Quote: AJGO @ December 13 2012, 2:21 PM GMT

AJGO has been lusting after tape.
And singing 'banana' to the tune of 'Informer'.

(Okay, someone explain how to do images to me, again. Do I have to download then upload to photo hosting site every time? Can I not just nab off internet?)

Numpty. Right click on the image and then click on 'view image' or equivalent. You'll get a webpage with just the image, so copy the url (will usually end in .jpg) and paste it here surrounded by [ image ] [ / image ] but without the spaces. Voila!

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Ooh, ooh, I did a picture post!

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Thanks Nanny Harridan!

Reminds me of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. *starts licking walls* *is disappointed by not vanilla taste*

Quote: Harridan @ December 13 2012, 2:55 PM GMT

Reminds me of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. *starts licking walls* *is disappointed by not vanilla taste*

That's how glory holes get started.

Mmmm, ribbony! Love the butterfly one.

We shall expect pics a plenty from you from now on!

Quote: zooo @ December 13 2012, 3:16 PM GMT

Mmmm, ribbony! Love the butterfly one.

We shall expect pics a plenty from you from now on!

It's to protect you all from the inanity of my mind that I immediately forget how to do pics as soon as I've posted.

I like the London skyline and the bottles ones best.

Just ordered some champagne for Christmas - which has rather put me in the mood.

Same here.
Well I've ordered some Champagne labels to stick over the Cava, which is much the same thing

Ordered some Cava too.
You know, for the in-laws....
Whistling nnocently

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