Leather man knives guys seem to liker that, thermal mugs without the sippy bit, an ironically rude Christmas decoration, my book on t asking a shit discreetly, a v for vendetta mask, a picture of a starving African donkey with a fake certificate saying you donated it a carrot,
A couple of remote-control helicopters (£15?) were a big hit last year in a similar situation.
Quote: sootyj @ December 13 2012, 4:28 PM GMTLeather man knives guys seem to liker that, thermal mugs without the sippy bit, an ironically rude Christmas decoration, my book on t asking a shit discreetly, a v for vendetta mask, a picture of a starving African donkey with a fake certificate saying you donated it a carrot,
Sootyj, I asked you to send my list to Santa, not post it online.
Quote: sootyj @ December 13 2012, 4:28 PM GMTLeather man knives guys seem to liker that, thermal mugs without the sippy bit, an ironically rude Christmas decoration, my book on t asking a shit discreetly, a v for vendetta mask, a picture of a starving African donkey with a fake certificate saying you donated it a carrot,
Sootyj, I asked you to send my list to Santa, not post it online.
He's making as list badge posted it twice
Sooty is posting online
Sooty made a list badge posted it twice
Sooty is posting on line
It's my affectionate tribute.
Quote: lofthouse @ December 12 2012, 11:09 PM GMTCuddly toy?
a portable B&W TV.
a teasmaid
a state of the art betamax video cassette player
a fondue set
a matching his and her socks
a carriage clock
a giant porcelain dog
SORRY! I'm stuck in conveyor belt mode now!!!
a canteen of cutlery
a tea set
a bamboo coaster set
a set of glasses
a toaster
an economy tub of wig glue
and for the MEN ONLY while we're on a roll........................a rummage through Isla St Clair's knicker drawer 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ December 13 2012, 5:23 PM GMTa portable B&W TV.
a teasmaid
a state of the art betamax video cassette player
a fondue set
a matching his and her socks
a carriage clock
a giant porcelain dogSORRY! I'm stuck in conveyor belt mode now!!!
a canteen of cutlery
a tea set
a bamboo coaster set
a set of glasses
a toaster
an economy tub of wig glue
and for the MEN ONLY while we're on a roll........................a rummage through Isla St Clair's knicker drawer
Isn't she ancient? Maybe the knickers would have long legs with elastic. 
Quote: keewik @ December 12 2012, 11:50 PM GMTInput from men would be appreciated here (sensible non-crude replies please).
Old Beano and Dandy annuals for hubby (or Oor Wullie)
Electric shock pen ( or anything that gives a shock)
A large spoon.
Hey Lofthouse what would you do if you were in bed with Miranda Hart?
Quote: lofthouse @ December 13 2012, 10:22 PM GMTA large spoon.
Awthat's sweet/
Quote: dellas @ December 13 2012, 6:12 AM GMTclothes line, de-froster key link. God knows Ive bought em all
You really pushed the boat out that year, eh?
Well Dan what have you bought so far? I can't imagine you as a 'Christmas' sort of person?..
Quote: keewik @ December 13 2012, 8:00 PM GMTIsn't she ancient?
When you're as close to the golden gates as I am, she still looks good!
I wouldn't climb over her to reach you, that's for sure!! 