Distance from a vagina, is that the new measurement for the AA?
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Quote: Aaron @ February 4, 2008, 10:23 AMAre you sure that the crafty old woman hadn't pre-recorded the whole show?
Honestly, it happened for real. I was just thankful that she used to write down a different set of numbers every week, rather than sticking to the same ones. If she'd stuck to the same ones every week, I probably would've cried for about a month. Then again, like I said, she never actually played for real, so it's not like that was the one week she forgot to put it on or something.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
Quote: Charley @ February 4, 2008, 12:37 PMLightning strikes men 7 times more than it does women. Hahahahaha!!
Yes, 'cos women are wimps and won't go outside in the rain, let alone thunder and lightning. 
Quote: Perry Nium @ February 4, 2008, 1:37 PMTYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
I beg to differ, Mr. ASDGHDFKJSDL.
Elephants can't jump.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 4, 2008, 3:42 PMElephants can't jump.
White Elephants can't jump.
Quote: Aaron @ February 3, 2008, 11:00 PMHitler's half-brother lived in the building just across the road from my office. TRUFAX!
Where did the other half live? Boom! Boom!
Dogs can't look up.
Quote: sootyj @ February 3, 2008, 11:17 PMI understand Peter Haine can do an excelent impersonation of a badger in heat, he serves them at prime ministers question time.
I just don't get it. If anyone does a stand up gig, don't allow me in your audience 
Rabbits cant make noises because they dont have a larynx...apparently
A pig orgasms for approximately half an hour!
Quote: ian_w @ February 4, 2008, 5:22 PM
I just don't get it. If anyone does a stand up gig, don't allow me in your audience
The implication is that Peter Haine can effectively impersonate the mating call of a badge in heat, allowing him like the eponymous Tazmanian Devil to ambush lusty male Badger. He then kills them and serves them up at Primeminister's question time, possibly cooked (maybe in a nice mild curry sauce), or dripping in blood and covered in ticks. Then MPs tear the unfortunate mustelid to shreds and devour them, with the weaker back benchers forced to wait until the larger and more aggressive ministers have eaten the choicest parts of the kill.
This is a bathetic joke, working on the movement of perception from the sublime, to the ridiculos,. As it is patently ridiculous that Peter Haine would be able to spare time from accepting huge bribes from dodgy think tanks, to hunt down carrion for hungry MPs.
Quote: sootyj @ February 4, 2008, 5:37 PMThe implication is that Peter Haine can effectively impersonate the mating call of a badge in heat, allowing him like the eponymous Tazmanian Devil to ambush lusty male Badger. He then kills them and serves them up at Primeminister's question time, possibly cooked (maybe in a nice mild curry sauce), or dripping in blood and covered in ticks. Then MPs tear the unfortunate mustelid to shreds and devour them, with the weaker back benchers forced to wait until the larger and more aggressive ministers have eaten the choicest parts of the kill.
This is a bathetic joke, working on the movement of perception from the sublime, to the ridiculos,. As it is patently ridiculous that Peter Haine would be able to spare time from accepting huge bribes from dodgy think tanks, to hunt down carrion for hungry MPs.
Thanks Joel, nice long explanation.
I still don't get it though 
Panda's want to be extinct.
Just saw on Discovery Great White Sharks can fly, and eat birds.