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Lizzie is a good gecko name.

Quote: sootyj @ December 12 2012, 12:08 PM GMT

Gordon

Yes?

The Leevil Show?

Quote: Badge @ December 12 2012, 12:21 PM GMT

Lizzie is a good gecko name.

Because our Queen, gawd bless her, is actually a reptilian overlord?

Zooo, zooo, David Icke's hacked Badge's BCG account..

Quote: Lee @ December 12 2012, 12:23 PM GMT

The Leevil Show?

:D Okay, I like that better than AJGeckO.

Reds, reds, we have a name for your gecko..

AJGekO Leevil Show.

I will have to remember to check the water when I make a coffee. I know some people who have got a nasty surprise in their mug/mouth.

Considering dinner at a dangerous intensity.

Got so bored I'm finally writing that article on how to date a zombie.

Zombie girls rule

They always want to f**k your brains out on the first date

ewww

Quote: sootyj @ December 12 2012, 9:38 PM GMT

Got so bored I'm finally writing that article on how to date a zombie.

There's actually a foreign film about that. Not a dreaded comedy horror either, but a quite serious one. Although I can't remember it's name. It's fairly decent.

Love the Sainsbury's advert (but not Sainsbury's).

Bloody snow predicted for tomorrow when I need OUT.

Quote: chipolata @ December 12 2012, 11:22 PM GMT

There's actually a foreign film about that. Not a dreaded comedy horror either, but a quite serious one. Although I can't remember it's name. It's fairly decent.

My article is of course better

Quote: sootyj @ December 12 2012, 9:38 PM GMT

Got so bored I'm finally writing that article on how to date a zombie.

Do you count its rings?

Geraniums copped it this morning.
Doubly annoying as the dear lady wife was on at me to bring them in.
So, dead geraniums and a perpetual "told-you-so" expression...

It's cold out.

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