Yes but AJGO do you have a strong providing mate? Or a nest full of young?
No?
Well there you go. You're disinterest in bitchy comparative journalism has ruined your chance to pass on your genes.
Evolution is a bitch.
Word.
Things that piss you off Page 1,150
Quote: sootyj @ December 12 2012, 4:19 PM GMTYes but AJGO do you have a strong providing mate? Or a nest full of young?
No?
Well there you go. You're disinterest in bitchy comparative journalism has ruined your chance to pass on your genes.
Evolution is a bitch.
Word.
Pass Harridan's coat.
Shop assistants that discriminate against me. Woman in front of me today got a "Have a good week and a very happy Christmas!" I got a mealy-mouthed "Thank you."
Maybe if you werent masturbating through your trousers?
Thats what I love about online shopping
You can shop whilst masturbating furiously
without some jobsworth bitch getting all snooty and high and mighty
Yes love it's a penis! We've all got one! Nothing to see
The patrons of your local internet cafe bet to differ
The patrons of your local internet cafe bet to differ
It was actually a short man that served me. And he started with a joke about how I was taller than him, except it wasn't really a joke so I didn't laugh. After that it got very frosty.
Quote: chipolata @ December 12 2012, 11:06 PM GMTIt was actually a short man that served me. And he started with a joke about how I was taller than him, except it wasn't really a joke so I didn't laugh. After that it got very frosty.
sizeist bastard.
Quote: chipolata @ December 12 2012, 11:06 PM GMTIt was actually a short man that served me. And he started with a joke about how I was taller than him, except it wasn't really a joke so I didn't laugh. After that it got very frosty.
It wasn't jack whitehall was it?
Norovirus. It's not any fun. It's just fortunate that as dozens of hospital wards are closed in the worst start to the norovirus season on record, our compassionate government has made sure there's sufficient spare capacity in the NHS. Oh hang on, they've done the exact opposite.
Pointless:
"Name trains from 'Thomas the Tank Engine':
Twat Friend 1: "Gordon"
Twat Friend 2: "James"
Me: (smug as hell) "Duck"
Correct Answers: Gordon, James, Edward, Emily, Percy, Toby, Henry.
I'm totally writing in >(
When you eat seeds and tiny fragments get stuck in between your teeth.
That perfume ad where Scarlett johanson spouts a load of bollocks
Whilst wearing her grannies wig
Put a sock in it love
Quote: lofthouse @ December 13 2012, 9:27 PM GMTThat perfume ad where Scarlett johanson spouts a load of bollocks
Whilst wearing her grannies wig
Put a sock in it love
Most perfume ads tbh.
That one where the Italian fella says "I'm not going to be the man you want me to be anymore" at a press conference, and then the room collapses for no reason.
Yea
What a douche