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'Celebrity' versions of normal shows on da telly. They're either -

A) So incredibly dumbed down that even a brain damaged potato could answer the questions more successfully.

or

B) The word 'celebrity' is used in it's loosest sense and the show is full of people you don't recognise or care about and the host has to keep reminding you who they are.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 11 2012, 9:18 PM GMT

'Celebrity' versions of normal shows on da telly. They're either -

A) So incredibly dumbed down that even a brain damaged potato could answer the questions more successfully.

or

B) The word 'celebrity' is used in it's loosest sense and the show is full of people you don't recognise or care about and the host has to keep reminding you who they are.

Agreed. If a show has the word 'Celebrity' in front of it then it's best just to avoid it.

Celebrity death match is a hoot!

My very own social retardation.

Quote: Ben @ December 11 2012, 10:55 PM GMT

My very own social retardation.

Welcome to my world

Geek

Hold me, Lofty. Tightly.

Ok but no tongues

Hug

That's too close! TOO CLOSE! GIVE ME MY PERSONAL SPACE, MAN!

*MELTDOWN*

My Android Wildfire phone or whatever it is.
I have to flick a disc to unlock it & It always goes on snooze or cuts off my incoming calls.
(it didn't used to have this, it was an upgrade)

I should probably look it up & see how it works
but then again I shouldn't have to.

Oh & it's got ef all memory as well.
Crappy piece of soon to be upgraded trash.

The HSBC advert with the f**king precocious little shite selling lemonade/piss.

Quote: keewik @ December 11 2012, 11:57 PM GMT

The HSBC advert with the f**king precocious little shite selling lemonade/piss.

That's harsh Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 11 2012, 9:18 PM GMT

'Celebrity' versions of normal shows on da telly. They're either -

A) So incredibly dumbed down that even a brain damaged potato could answer the questions more successfully.

or

B) The word 'celebrity' is used in it's loosest sense and the show is full of people you don't recognise or care about and the host has to keep reminding you who they are.

You may be referring to the 'Celebrity Pointless'. There were two guys on there who were so f**king thick, I wonder how they survived into adulthood.

One of them could "only name two writers", and one of them was James Cameron...

Quote: SimonWing @ December 12 2012, 12:10 AM GMT

You may be referring to the 'Celebrity Pointless'.

I honestly get so angry watching that show that I end up breaking furniture. Pointless is already a show designed for chav retards but when they make it even easier and the feckless telly people contestants still can't get the answers, I grind the teeth right out of my mouth.

'So Darren, you played Elvis on stage...and on television...and in the movie, Elvis Comes Alive...can you name an Elvis song?'

'Um, Who Let The Dogs Out?'

Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 11 2012, 11:16 PM GMT

My Android Wildfire phone or whatever it is.
I have to flick a disc to unlock it & It always goes on snooze or cuts off my incoming calls.
(it didn't used to have this, it was an upgrade)

I should probably look it up & see how it works
but then again I shouldn't have to.

Oh & it's got ef all memory as well.
Crappy piece of soon to be upgraded trash.

Look at the 'Security' or 'Display' options in the setting menu.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 12 2012, 12:21 AM GMT

I honestly get so angry watching that show that I end up breaking furniture.

Honestly, how much furniture have you broken as a result of your failure to control your anger because of a particular TV show? If the answer is "none" people might start to think you are prone to posting any old bollocks, and no-one would like that would they?

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