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If it doesn't have a rubbish pun name, I'm not buying chips there.

Know your plaice?
The cod father?
Salmon? Like it hot!
Big pollocks?
Hoki Doki?
Battered fish wives refuge?

All awesome.

Working hard. Oh wait... No... I'm not...

Rob is off work for the second day running. Yesterday he exhausted most of what he had saved to watch, so today is less diverting.

I watched a fox with mange walk along the fence past my office window.

Half its fur was missing it looked quite obsene

I just saw a woodpecker. It had all its bits intact.

Hey Zooo still reading that Leper porn?

Quote: zooo @ December 11 2012, 3:08 PM GMT

I just saw a pecker. It had all its bits intact.

Disapointing

Were looking out for the wood or the pecker?

Quote: Badge @ December 11 2012, 3:10 PM GMT

Were looking out for the wood or the pecker?

A pecker without wood is neither use nor ornament.

He was pecking nuts, if that helps at all.

Slightly surreal moment. I've just suggested to the co-writer of the current UK #1 song that he should do a nude centrefold in Razzle and have the opening chapter of his new book tattooed on his arse. Surprisingly he didn't dismiss the idea.

Christmas shopping for the kids. I really want one of these! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RckZ5ItodJk

Quote: Harridan @ December 11 2012, 9:27 PM GMT

Christmas shopping for the kids. I really want one of these! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RckZ5ItodJk

I want to get my son that!

Aw, cool.

Wow, does that kid have enough toys?

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