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Why on earth is it so long??

(Said the actress to the bishop, and so on.)

Quote: zooo @ December 10 2012, 11:25 PM GMT

Why on earth is it so long??

(Said the actress to the bishop, and so on.)

And why is it worth hiring a theatre for? So many questions...

They are raising expectations dangerously high...

Oh no, they do it every year. Last time they banned babies from attending so that there were no disruptions to the wonderful dramatic and musical feats of a bunch of primary school children.

Wowww.
Are you taking a well concealed MP3 player, and/or a book?

And risk being told off by one of the prick teachers? I think I'll probably just spend the whole show constructing a mental list of all the things I'd rather be doing.

Do you look after the kids R.C is always banging on about? Little Tarquin and their vegan liberal middle class parents?

Apologises in advance for sick tasteless joke...........

Close, except the complete opposite of liberal middle class vegans. I work for the 1%.

Quote: Will Cam @ December 10 2012, 11:38 PM GMT

Apologises in advance for sick tasteless joke...........

Decides not to bother...... :S

Quote: Harridan @ December 10 2012, 11:38 PM GMT

Close, except the complete opposite of liberal middle class vegans. I work for the 1%.

So, R.C's kids?

What a terrifying thought. Little RCs running around.

Quote: Harridan @ December 10 2012, 11:43 PM GMT

What a terrifying thought. Little RCs running around.

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If there's anywhere colder than the exposed railway platform he's currently waiting for a train on Chip would like to know.

Has holidays in February. London/Dublin I'm coming for a visit.

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