Just been round the sub-zero garden with my wind-up torch looking for the cat. And when she finally swaggers out from under a bush it's like she's doing me a favour by coming in and sleeping in a nice warm centrally heated house. F**king cats.
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Selfish little bastards cats
Like Rupert rigsby once said
If they could learn how to use a tin opener you wouldnt see them for dust
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2012, 10:42 PM GMTJust been round the sub-zero garden with my wind-up torch looking for the cat. And when she finally swaggers out from under a bush it's like she's doing me a favour by coming in and sleeping in a nice warm centrally heated house. F**king cats.
Does it make snarky comments?
Why would you want a torch that does that?
You confuse me.
Quote: sootyj @ December 10 2012, 10:41 PM GMTI would mock this but I am busy getting beaten whilst dressed as batman
Sick bastard.
Quote: lofthouse @ December 10 2012, 10:44 PM GMTIf they could learn how to use a tin opener you wouldnt see them for dust
If I could learn to use a wood chipper you wouldn't see them for shredded cat.
Quote: sootyj @ December 10 2012, 10:41 PM GMTI would mock this but I am busy writing a chapter of a book about a man who enjoys getting beaten whilst dressed as batman
You're not fooling anyone by calling it 'a chapter of a book'. Just be honest and say 'my diary'.
Sootyj is writing your diary 
Quote: Will Cam @ December 10 2012, 10:52 PM GMTSlick bastard.
jealous much?
god dammit
I kinda expect a full on mocking sketch not this wimpy assed misquoting
I'm going to imagine Harridan is naked behind that book...
your avatar suits
Guess which lucky, lucky nanny gets to go and watch a three and a half hour school show on Friday? WOO!
Not the parents?
Therapy ahoy
Quote: Harridan @ December 10 2012, 11:13 PM GMT
Guess which lucky, lucky nanny gets to go and watch a three and a half hour school show on Friday? WOO!
Better take one of those pairs of joke glasses which have open eyes printed on the lenses, so that people can't see you have fallen asleep.
Quote: Harridan @ December 10 2012, 11:13 PM GMT
My avatar is thinking... "I should invest in an umbrella".
It's the mad school for assuming that all the parents are stay-at-home types who have time for last minute baking and attending Lord of the Rings length performances in the middle of the day.
Quote: billwill @ December 10 2012, 11:21 PM GMTBetter take one of those pairs of joke glasses which have open eyes printed on the lenses, so that people can't see you have fallen asleep.
That's very tempting.