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I have curry marinading in the fridge. Getting excited.

Quote: Marc P @ December 10 2012, 1:04 PM GMT

how much is she paying you sootyJ?

I expect he will get paid in kind... or in this case unkind.

It was pointed out to me today, that a man who ran on the pitch at the Manchester football derby this past weekend and tried to attack a player has the same name as me. This probably explains why a Man Utd fan tweeted a simple 'C**t' at me.

Yeah... that could explain it... Errr

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 10 2012, 7:02 PM GMT

It was pointed out to me today, that a man who ran on the pitch at the Manchester football derby this past weekend and tried to attack a player has the same name as me. This probably explains why a Man Utd fan tweeted a simple 'C**t' at me.

It could be, but it's probably not the most likely explanation... Whistling nnocently

He actually just tweeted me a pic of both your faces; I just put the pieces together. Whistling nnocently

Chip's off to feed the cats, have something to eat, then watch a hopefully nasty horror film.

Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2012, 7:14 PM GMT

Chip's off to feed the cats, have something to eat, then watch a hopefully nasty horror film.

Chip's off to film the feed, have something horroble to eat, then watch the cats.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 10 2012, 7:02 PM GMT

It was pointed out to me today, that a man who ran on the pitch at the Manchester football derby this past weekend and tried to attack a player has the same name as me. This probably explains why a Man Utd fan tweeted a simple 'C**t' at me.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Harridan @ December 10 2012, 1:00 AM GMT

Are you performing, keewik?

I was. Now trying to get back into the real world.

Billwill has been to see a vampire nurse at the Whittington Hosp and has also bought himself some nice comfy slippers to relax in at home.

Quote: billwill @ December 10 2012, 8:47 PM GMT

Billwill has been to see nice comfy slippers at the Whittington Hosp and has also bought himself a vampire nurse to relax in at home.

Whatever rocks you boat Billy-boy.

Will Cam is on a course tomorrow and should be reading a pre-read.

Has just had a nice pray

Ahhh

Quote: Will Cam @ December 10 2012, 10:35 PM GMT

Will Cam is on a course tomorrow and should be reading a pre-read.

I would mock this but I am busy writing a chapter of a book about a man who enjoys getting beaten whilst dressed as batman

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