Quote: zooo @ December 10 2012, 12:23 PM GMTI totally equate Ellie with the aunt with a wart on her nose from Grandmas mum now. (Luckily, she's the best one.)
How rude!
She reminds me of Krusty's dad the rabbi (the best one)
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Quote: sootyj @ December 10 2012, 12:25 PM GMTHow rude!
She reminds me of Krusty's dad the rabbi (the best one)
Have a good one, Ellie. And I too would like to see a picture of your aurora when you get back. 
I half jokingly agreed to write a comedic version of a dominatrixes autobiography.
And she just sent me a test chapter.
Featuring her beating up a guy dressed as Batman.
50 shades of Sootyj
oi vey!
Quote: sootyj @ December 10 2012, 12:54 PM GMTFeaturing her beating up a guy dressed as Batman.
I wonder if he has special signal to tell her when he's had enough...
Like stopping breathing?
how much is she paying you sootyJ?
Well he obviously enjoys getting BATtered.
I hope she appreciates I can ghost write, I can satirise.
I really don't know what happens about the birds and the bees.
When the bee dressed up as batman and the bird kicks the bee in the bollocks.
Quote: Marc P @ December 10 2012, 1:04 PM GMThow much is she paying you sootyJ?
Well if she accepts my sample (snigger) a modest sum.
Dont let her beat you down on the price!
After I've whipped up so much enthusiasim?
True. Just make sure you don't get the boot!
We're in danger of flogging this one to death now.
Sooty has been caning it, true
That's why he's always strapped for cash.
