Irish dog sat down chewing a bone. When it got up, it only had three legs.
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Quote: David Bussell @ February 4, 2008, 1:00 PMWhat's brown and sticky?
A stick.
I hate it when people make such sweeping generalisations about stick colour. Many sticks are white or even grey.
Quote: Ray Dawson @ February 4, 2008, 12:39 PMIrish dog sat down chewing a bone. When it got up, it only had three legs.
That's just cruel
Quote: Mick Green @ February 4, 2008, 12:31 PM2 bald cats got on a bus and tried sneaking up stairs without paying.
The conductor finally caught up with them and yelled 'Hey, where's your fur...'.
2 bald cats got on a bus and tried sneaking up stairs without paying.
The conductor finally caught up with them and yelled 'Hey, where's your fur...'.
The first joke was lame, but the second one was really good
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What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
Hi Cliff.
What's brown and sticky?
Poo.
I love this one, it's a Tim Vine joke: when you buy a pint, place your head over it and say to someone "look at the head on that beer". Brilliantly lame!
A man goes to a baker and order a loaf of bread
Brown or white asks the baker
That's alright my bicycles outside says the man
Quote: Rob B @ February 4, 2008, 1:10 PMI hate it when people make such sweeping generalisations about stick colour. Many sticks are white or even grey.
White sticks can't jump though and black sticks shout at movies
Quote: sootyj @ February 4, 2008, 6:23 PMA man goes to a baker and order a loaf of bread
Brown or white asks the baker
That's alright my bicycles outside says the man
Eh?
Actually I don't understand it my self, but I do find it strangely comforting, a bicycle and a loaf of bread for the first person to explain that joke!
Quote: sootyj @ February 4, 2008, 6:23 PMA man goes to a baker and order a loaf of bread
Brown or white asks the baker
That's alright my bicycles outside says the man
Nope - no idea.
Quote: Curt @ February 3, 2008, 10:48 PMHow do you stop bacon from curling in the frying pan? Take away their brooms.
Nor this one.
Quote: Leevil @ February 3, 2008, 8:36 PMDavid Chapman.
...but I got this one - at home.
Quote: sootyj @ February 4, 2008, 6:23 PMA man goes to a baker and order a loaf of bread
Brown or white asks the baker
That's alright my bicycles outside says the man
Bloody hell! I remember this one from when I was about 10! You aren't from the Midlands by any chance?
What did Stevie Wonder say when he got a cheese grater for Christmas?
Gee me, that's a violent book
Quote: David Chapman @ February 4, 2008, 8:54 PMNor this one.
Curling brooms, as in that stupid sport. It took me a while as well.
No, I also heard it when I was 10,
It's a universal joke, apparently it's hilarious in German