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Need some help.

Hi. I just need some funny replys on this question: "Which heating system you use and are you satisfied with it?"
I need it for some game, but I can't think of anything funny. It would be stupid to say "I'm heated with electricity and it's fine." or something like that.
Usually I'm not comedian and I just need some little help.
Tnx. :)

Brian Bickerstaffe would say something like: "I rub my massive cock until it generates heat...and yes, I'm satisfied with it!"

And yeah, something polite please.
Tnx for reply anyway. :)

Week Ending had a gag: Solar heating. When the sun's out I'm warm.

I generally keep warm by having wild and crazy sex with foxy ladies

Ive had chronic hypothermia for about ten years

I'm an eskimo I use body heat, I'm not happy, people keep giving me the cold shoulder

Renewable Energy works fine for me. I put some money in the coin meter and the supply gets renewed.

Underfloor Heating suits me fine ... but, then, I am a mouse.

Burning Fossil Fuel isn't working well for me. They're a bugger to set alight - particularly ammonites.

I've gone nuclear

It's great for heating up my fision chips

Ha I'm getting one up on the energy companies by not turning on my heating, that'll teach tham...BRRRRR.....It's s s so cold.... but I shall never s s s surrender!

Is it for one of those competitions where you win money or a prize?

All competition entrants get pestered with emails and calls regarding changing their energy supplier.

The winner get a personal visit regarding the same.

Robbing bastards, nationalise them and send all the stockholders to live in Siberia with only ice lollies to eat Angry

Quote: zooo @ December 8 2012, 2:34 PM GMT

Is it for one of those competitions where you win money or a prize?

No, it's one of those competitions where you get to do someone else's work for free.

Was wondering if the person whose funny reply s/he used would get a cut. :)

Oh I see, "game" = competition.

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