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Who do you fancy? Page 889

Quote: chipolata @ December 7 2012, 4:40 PM GMT

Betty Boo was gorgeous.

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She looks a tad Michael Jackson in that one.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ December 8 2012, 12:30 PM GMT

She looks a tad Michael Jackson in that one.

Thanks, my nads will never be the same again.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ December 8 2012, 12:30 PM GMT

She looks a tad Michael Jackson in that one.

Laughing out loud I thought that too.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ December 8 2012, 12:32 PM GMT

Thanks, my nads will never be the same again.

Serves you right Whistling nnocently

This is the beauty of forums, you can have these conversations with complete strangers. Next time I'm on the bus I'm gonna go up to someone I've never met and say 'Interesting fact: When I was sixteen I had repeated and relentless masturbatory sessions over someone who's just been compared to Michael Jackson.'

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ December 8 2012, 12:27 PM GMT

I'm not joking.

But I was. :)

Quote: Shandonbelle @ December 8 2012, 12:30 PM GMT

She looks a tad Michael Jackson in that one.

Michael Jackson with boob and lip job.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ December 8 2012, 12:27 PM GMT

Back on topic, Kirsten Dunst ain't bad either.

Yup...

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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ December 8 2012, 12:39 PM GMT

Michael Jackson with boob and lip job.

He had those anyway didn't he?
Actually my mother will have sex with anything that moves. I'm joking, it doesn't have to move.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ December 8 2012, 12:43 PM GMT

He had those anyway didn't he?
Actually my mother will have sex with anything that moves. I'm joking, it doesn't have to move.

But Jacko's operations made his body parts smaller, not larger. Do you have pictures of your mum? ;)

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson at that time of the month.
I had a dick extension on the cheap. It went pear-shaped.
I also like Zooey Deschanel.

Zooey Deschanel is too cute.

I like the dark haired girl with the big rack on two broke girls

She nasty

Oh yeah, Lofthouse! Now you're talking!

Paloma Faith is weirdly sexy too.

Quote: Ben @ December 9 2012, 12:32 PM GMT

Oh yeah, Lofthouse! Now you're talking!

Paloma Faith is weirdly sexy too.

She is like someone's sexy sister. Like a Danni to Kyle. Kinda good looking but not sure why.

I fancy Lee's sexy sister.

I only have an older brother. But whatever floats your Ben boat.

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