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Who do you fancy? Page 888

Quote: zooo @ December 1 2012, 6:07 PM GMT

Oh yeah, chainmailish.

If you like this comment please pass it on to all your friends otherwise you will have bad luck.

Quote: Tursiops @ December 1 2012, 2:58 PM GMT

Or you could just try not posting.

Quote: Lee @ December 1 2012, 2:59 PM GMT

do you not have anything better to do? :D

:O

That's what I like about this thread, it's full of vaginas. ;)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 2 2012, 1:24 PM GMT

That's what I like about this thread, it's full of vaginas. ;)

You don't like vaginas, ya big gay. :P

Quote: Lee @ December 2 2012, 1:36 PM GMT

You don't like vaginas, ya big gay. :P

Laughing out loud

Stop trying to 'recruit' me Lee.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ December 1 2012, 1:15 PM GMT

This is the women's ski circuit's most successful racer and hottest babe at the same time, Lindsey Vonn:

How many hot babes are there on the women's ski circuit? Just curious.

Michelle keegan and brooke vincent

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Classy.

There are babes on the ski circuit. You learn a new thing every day.
In the dark years BC (Before Chisholm) I had a, um, soft spot for Betty Boo. I still have memories of watching a VHS of 'Let Me Take You There' on TOTP, and using the pause function with my free hand.
My first ever crush was Jennifer Saunders. She's getting on a bit now but back in the days of 'Comic strip' and 'F And S Series 1' she was all right. Plus she's talented, and talent is always sexy. Unless you're a politician.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ December 7 2012, 4:33 PM GMT

In the dark years BC (Before Chisholm) I had a, um, soft spot for Betty Boo. I still have memories of watching a VHS of 'Let Me Take You There' on TOTP, and using the pause function with my free hand.

Betty Boo was gorgeous.

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Quote: chipolata @ December 7 2012, 4:40 PM GMT

Betty Boo was gorgeous.

That she was and according to Michael Monkhouse, she wasn't the only one who used up all their tissues doing the do.

She ain't aged too badly either. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=833YzhobDuA

Always liked Amy Smart; not for her acting skills though...

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Martika got a fair amount of my bodily fluids too. These things happen when you're a virgin and don't have the guts to buy proper porn.
The cool thing about Melanie C circa 98 was she was a Spice Girl so even if the pause function went off when you did you'd still hit something wankworthy. Now she's in Jesus Christ Superstar, potentially a very risky enterprise.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ December 8 2012, 12:11 PM GMT

Martika got a fair amount of my bodily fluids too. These things happen when you're a virgin and don't have the guts to buy proper porn.
The cool thing about Melanie C circa 98 was she was a Spice Girl so even if the pause function went off when you did you'd still hit something wankworthy. Now she's in Jesus Christ Superstar, potentially a very risky enterprise.

Kids are so lucky today...sickest and ugliest porn on the internet, and all free!

Actually I reckon kids're less lucky these days cos it's all so easy. I'm not joking. It's like when I was a teenager I was into New Order and there was a real sense of fun and achievement about taking the long weekly walk into town, deciding which 12" to buy, then returning and taking it lovingly out of the sleeve and applying it to the turntable. It was literally years before I had the full collection. And when I went to uni I couldn't lug it all up there so I made a bunch of tapes of every song (sad but you dio that kinda thing as a teen) - and I have to be honest, just listening to the songs in isolation they made far less impact. The Internet is something of a double-edged sword in that we have all this stuff but there's no sense of the process of acquisition. Compare the rare works of Salinger, which you can probably find for free now.
Still, I'm sure several million teenagers with no money but an Internet connection will disagree. Why do you think they invented the 'Elimate chronology' function?
Back on topic, Kirsten Dunst ain't bad either.

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