Every year on March 15 Japan throws a giant festival to celebrate the penis and fertility. A 900-pound wooden phallus is paraded around the streets of the town Komaki, and women carry massive dildos in their arms. Thousands of people come to pay homage to the penis and take part in the festivities.
And:
In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.
I've noticed a few on here frostyboy, they have one safely tucked inside their trousers, but the other one's on full display. 
Hitler's half-brother lived in the building just across the road from my office. TRUFAX!
Tazmanian devils imitate other animals mating calls so they can ambush them, and eat them
Sounds like the Labour Party.
I understand Peter Haine can do an excelent impersonation of a badger in heat, he serves them at prime ministers question time.
I am currently watching clips from It's Pat officially the worst movie of all time, so that's kinda a fact It's Pat is the worst film of time
Quote: sootyj @ February 3, 2008, 11:17 PMI understand Peter Haine can do an excelent impersonation of a badger in heat, he serves them at prime ministers question time.
LOL 
German Shepherd's lay eggs.
Ketchup travels at a rate of 57.2 miles per year on average out of the bottle.
My Great Auntie, who died a couple of years ago, never did the lottery, but, every week, she would write down her own 6 numbers, and watch the draw, just for fun. Of course, one week, when my mum was visiting her, wouldn't you know it, all 6 of the f**kers came up!!!!!
Are you sure that the crafty old woman hadn't pre-recorded the whole show?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ February 4, 2008, 1:48 AMKetchup travels at a rate of 57.2 miles per year on average out of the bottle.
And in a 30MPY zone...
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Several mass murderers have 13 letters in their names
(eg Harold Shipman; Charles Manson; Jeffrey Dahmer)
Lightning strikes men 7 times more than it does women. Hahahahaha!!
A male spider's penis is located at the end of one of its legs.
Daughters are more likely to live a 50 mile radius from their mothers vaginas, than sons are.