Craggy porcined Kevin 'leather snout' Bacon selling his aging soul to flog some sort of techno gubbins mobile network.
'Cor blimey guvnors, I like sticking my jammy knee right up Mother Brown after shoving a whistle and pear down my Jap's eye. Can I have my f**king money now you Limey faggots...???'
I don't mind him being on the ad, I just mind them willfully misunderstanding and misusing the whole concept of the six degrees of Kevin Bacon. 
Quote: zooo @ December 6 2012, 9:23 PM GMTI don't mind him being on the ad, I just mind them willfully misunderstanding and misusing the whole concept of the six degrees of Kevin Bacon.
Ha! Yes!
I hate that advert so very very much.
All filmed 10 minutes from me, so I'm enjoying playing spot the location.It's a shame they had to put him in front of it all though.
Quote: AJGO @ December 6 2012, 7:49 PM GMTAm now wearing vest and jumper and huge cardigan and koala hat.
Wow, you're brave to admit to wearing a real fur hat.
When you get up really late. Just wastes the day away. What am I going to do about it though? Stop drinking the night before?
Quote: Ben @ December 9 2012, 12:18 PM GMTWhen you get up really late. Just wastes the day away. What am I going to do about it though? Stop drinking the night before?
I find the more I drink the night before the earlier I wake.
You drink?! I thought you were some studious Mormon type!
People with prams who don't look around Corners before they just bowl around it. In particular when they can see you from the diretion they've come, but you are not able to see them.
Also groups of people with prams who spread out over a space so you can't get passed.
People who mix up 'passed' and 'past'
Quote: fasty @ December 10 2012, 6:43 AM GMTPeople who mix up 'passed' and 'past'
opps. I'll blame it on the fact I was so cranky.
Quote: Ben @ December 9 2012, 7:43 PM GMTYou drink?! I thought you were some studious Mormon type!
He's got to do something to block the voices in his head.
Google is pissing me off by trying to be too helpful and therefore making itself shit. If I search for 'left' I don't also want results for the word 'right'. If I type in an obscure term I don't want it to search for something else more popular instead. I don't want it to guess what I'm going to type in case I run out of energy before I can get the whole word out. Stop messing with it! It worked fine about 5 years ago.
Quote: Harridan @ December 10 2012, 9:49 AM GMTGoogle is pissing me off by trying to be too helpful and therefore making itself shit. If I search for 'left' I don't also want results for the word 'right'. If I type in an obscure term I don't want it to search for something else more popular instead. I don't want it to guess what I'm going to type in case I run out of energy before I can get the whole word out. Stop messing with it! It worked fine about 5 years ago.
They have to tinker with everything, bloody iTunes is now some kind of chinese puzzle. If it aint broke don't fix it.
Quote: Pingl @ December 10 2012, 9:53 AM GMTThey have to tinker with everything, bloody iTunes is now some kind of chinese puzzle. If it aint broke don't fix it.
Gah! It's so irritating, isn't it!