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Quote: zooo @ December 5 2012, 3:41 PM GMT

*swoops in*
Belated high five!

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EIGHTEEN HOURS! It became so all-consuming I just sent off a sketch with the Pope saying 'high five' for no good reason. Oops.

Quote: Tursiops @ December 5 2012, 3:49 PM GMT

I quite enjoyed my time as a smiley person, and the drugs also helped with creativity (writer's block is arguably a form of minor depression). The downside, apart from the loss of libido, and perhaps related to it, was that I seemed to lack a bit of edge. I particularly noticed this at work. In an office where banter was the lifeblood, and the use of elbows often necessary to get a word in edgeways, I found that while I could come up with ribtickling riposte, I lacked the requisite competitive spirit to give voice to it. (An interesting experiment would be to prescribe Prozac to the cast of Mock the Week.)

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That is interesting. Thanks for sharing. I shall ponder.

Me so sleeeeepy. Had to bake a cake today because one of the children's homework was "You must bring a cake in to school tomorrow for a bake-sale." Well, thanks for the notice.

I can't imagine what I'm going to have to help make for the older one's big project this year. Last year we (read: I) had to build a Tudor galleon out of card. That school is exhausting.

Bloody Well done - such dedication!

Blimey in the news 'Fracking' is bad for the environment?..I only ever Frack' in the privacy of my own home.

Quote: AJGO @ December 5 2012, 4:04 PM GMT

EIGHTEEN HOURS! It became so all-consuming I just sent off a sketch with the Pope saying 'high five' for no good reason. Oops.

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Yes, except we know you are a secret Nazi, or were !

Quote: Marc P @ December 5 2012, 10:10 PM GMT

Yes, except we know you are a secret Nazi, or were !

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They only wouldn't let me be Pope cos I'm a girlie. And not in favour of hiding widespread paedophilia or prone to telling millions of people what they should do cos I'm 'God's representative on Earth'. The heiling and wearing flowing robes rounds I got full points in.

Joan got away with it!

Steps were taken to prevent a recurrence - a Cardinal's cold hand up the cassock and the triumphant cry of "He has two and they dangle nicely!"

Is there a new novel about the drunken detective investigating who stole his last can of special brew?

Quote: Marc P @ December 6 2012, 9:15 AM GMT

Joan got away with it! and she pissed in my trousers!

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Is it getting a BBC4 series? Sounds much more fun that Wallander.

HBO

A cat just sneezed directly into my face.

Quote: zooo @ December 6 2012, 3:13 PM GMT

A cat just sneezed directly into my face.

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Those are horrible - little cat sneezes that stink of tuna.

Lol, I didn't notice a smell. But it was a very big, wet sneeze. I had to clean my glasses and everything.

That's gross. You didn't have your mouth open did you?

I had a scarf on, which luckily covered my mouth.

Perhaps I have caught the dreaded cat lurgy.
(Lurgi? I've never written that word before.)

That's SUCH a lie - that cat totally sneezed in your mouth but you are too embarassed to admit you have tuna spit mixing with your human mouth saliva.