Well neither of them come off brilliantly.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,086
Quote: zooo @ December 3 2012, 10:31 PM GMTWell neither of them come off brilliantly.
(please add standard joke about Zooo wanking off 2 guys at once, like she was down hill skiing or something)
that's nice Zooo!
Festive!
Sootyj, you are really taking the piste tonight.
Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2012, 5:22 PM GMTIs Katie pregnant?
I can think of nothing snarky to say
I can - another f**king parasite on the way. And don't get me started on the hospitalisation for morning sickness. Everybody else just has to get on with it plus doing an actual job.
Hyperemesis is apparently not just morning sickness. It's extreme constant vomiting and a bunch of other seriously horrible stuff. The hyperemesis lot seem to be getting pretty pissed off with the papers calling it 'morning sickness' all the time.
I am so not ever having a baby. 
YOU don't have to have a baby...
I don't want to inseminate Arnie either. 
He's a scientist, you can tell this because he's wearing glasses. 
Quote: Shandonbelle @ December 3 2012, 10:30 PM GMTI disagree, I think Frankie comes off looking like a bully.
Perhaps, but I don't think our perception of him has altered, whereas we now learn that the other guy is an illiterate, humourless, personality-void.
Who would have thought that of an X factor contestant?
Aw, here's a nice story about the disabled -
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20538810
The article claims that despite being paralysed down one side, Tamerlane became the most blood thirsty and brutal dictator to have ever ruled.
Take that one bollocked Hitler!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-20605213
A mosque four times the size of St. Paul's cathedral is being planned for construction in East London. It will be able to house 10,000 worshippers at a time.
The great thing about this mosque is that it's leaders preach returning to a purer form of Islam and having little to no contact with the rest of secular society.
In fact, these particular Muslims hate non-Islamic Western secular societies so much, that they get on a plane, travel 6000 miles, buy homes and start businesses and then build giant mosques in non-Islamic Western secular societies.
The mosque would have a prayer hall for up to 7,440 men and a separate facility for about 2,000 women
Why would there be so many fewer spaces for women?
Quote: Nogget @ December 5 2012, 1:44 PM GMTWhy would there be so many fewer spaces for women?
Once stoned, women take up less space.