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Billwill is waiting for the POWER engineers.

The capitalisation makes that sound much more exciting than it is. I'm envisioning your house having a malfunctioning tesla coil.

Quote: dellas @ December 5 2012, 4:02 AM GMT

;) Harridan- 'Rest Media- or something tragic this way will come'...

But I'm doing Antigone! Ba Dum Tsscchh! I'm going to apologise now for my tiredness-induced madness I'll be spreading for the next 2 days.

tesla coil

Worst contraceptive ever

Laughing out loud

Stuck in king across trying to get on a tube downloading albums on sprucy thanks branson

What is Sprucy?

spotify according to autocorrect

that or Bruce Forsyth first thing in the morning

Hope you start to feel better soon Oldrocker.

I just looked at the comedy festival line up for next year- too many people to choose from.

;) Harridan, I know, just trying a literate metaphor to bring you cheer! x

Quote: Harridan @ December 5 2012, 8:47 AM GMT

The capitalisation makes that sound much more exciting than it is. I'm envisioning your house having a malfunctioning tesla coil.

But I'm doing Antigone! Ba Dum Tsscchh! I'm going to apologise now for my tiredness-induced madness I'll be spreading for the next 2 days.

Antigone? WWas it something you said?

Quote: Harridan @ December 5 2012, 8:47 AM GMT

The capitalisation makes that sound much more exciting than it is. I'm envisioning your house having a malfunctioning tesla coil.

All fixed (Tesla coil sparking nicely) & I now have remote reading meters on Gas & Electrickery and a little display unit so I can see exactly how much it costs me to natter to you lot on this BCG site.

It's lethal out there. Underfoot.

Quote: billwill @ December 5 2012, 11:57 AM GMT

All fixed (Tesla coil sparking nicely) & I now have remote reading meters on Gas & Electrickery and a little display unit so I can see exactly how much it costs me to natter to you lot on this BCG site.

Tell us if you work out who the most cost-effective BCGers are.

Quote: AJGO @ December 5 2012, 12:24 AM GMT

Um, guys? It's been like, three hours? I can't move my arm, one of you mean-spirited non-high-fivers is gonna have to come round and re-adjust me

*swoops in*
Belated high five!

Quote: AJGO @ December 5 2012, 12:24 AM GMT

How was it being a shiny happy person? Did you like it? Much as I often wonder about what it would be like to not be me, the thought of being 'happy' makes me feel quite ill.

I quite enjoyed my time as a smiley person, and the drugs also helped with creativity (writer's block is arguably a form of minor depression). The downside, apart from the loss of libido, and perhaps related to it, was that I seemed to lack a bit of edge. I particularly noticed this at work. In an office where banter was the lifeblood, and the use of elbows often necessary to get a word in edgeways, I found that while I could come up with ribtickling riposte, I lacked the requisite competitive spirit to give voice to it. (An interesting experiment would be to prescribe Prozac to the cast of Mock the Week.)

Quote: Tursiops @ December 5 2012, 3:49 PM GMT

(An interesting experiment would be to prescribe Prozac to the cast of Mock the Week.)

A couple of bottles each should do the trick.

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